Just wanted to mention seeing as were having a *****.......
Around seven months ago there was a horrible mother at my daughters pre school who I overheard calling me a 'fat cow'....I think it was cause I accidently brushed past her or something stupid like that.....
The irony was she was exactly the same size as me!...anyway I never pulled her up about it as getting into a bitchfight in the playground is not my style....I like my revenge savoured and served very, very cold........
Today, I popped out to get some more painkillers and water supplies and bumped into the nasty witch coming out of Sayers (lol).....she gazed at me in astonishment and said 'Oooh you look different!", I just replied, 'Yeah, more yummy less tummy!"......why oh why, did I say that?!

Anyway she is bigger than ever and I look better so I don't care!
But I am a prat!