Out of curiosity I read the first Twilight book (I teach 11-16 year olds) and it was dire. I didn't even get to the end- I saw the film and when I knew how it ended I just couldn't go on!!!!
Then a few people I chat to on twitter had a group watching/*****ing session of Breaking Yawn...if you think Twilight is bad then you ain't seen NOTHING!
There's no end to the awkwardness, including 'comedy' speeches, a long drawn out sex scene where a headboard gets broken, and then....a giving birth scene which is....well there are no words.
We had to watch Battle Royale to cheer ourselves up!!!