Can't decide between Scream 3 and Fast 5. Both are utterly dire movies.
Scream 3 was formulaic and dull; the only film I've ever been tempted to ask for a refund over, but Fast 5 was just mind-numbingly ****. Lots of buff, stupid men saying lots of buff, stupid things to each other, while fapping wildly over improbable cars. It didn't even have the courtesy to accept that it was terrible, which is why I love the Transporter series; they know exactly how stupid they are.
To go back to the beginning of the thread (and sorry if I repeat any points, but I've not read it all), but claiming Lost In Translation is a terrible film is to miss the point of it entirely. Just because there are no explosions, doesn't mean it's not an exceptional film. It's a story about people and their reactions to be foreigners in an entirely alien culture. All of those millions of people in Tokyo, and they drift towards each other, because nothing else is familiar. It's a beautiful film.