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One to cheer you up nicked from another forum:
Winkie joke
A man with a 25-inch long weenie goes to his doctor to complain that he
is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more
than one complaint. ‘Doctor,’ he asked, in total frustration, ‘is there
anything you can do for me?
The doctor replies, ‘medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I
do know this witch who may be able to help you.’ So the doctor gives
him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. ‘Witch, my weenie is
25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are
my only hope.’
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, ‘I
think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into
the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog
sitting on a log. This frog has magical powers. You must say to frog,
will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less
to your problem.’
The man’s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out
to the frog, ‘Will you marry me?’ The frog looked at him dejectedly and
replied, ‘NO!’ The man looked down and suddenly his weenie was 5 inches
shorter.
‘WOW,’ he screamed out loud, ‘this is great!’ However he realized it’s
still too long at 20 inches, so he asked the frog to marry him again.’
‘Frog, will you marry me?’ the guy shouted. The frog rolled its eyes
back in its head and screamed back, ‘NO!’
The man felt another twitch in his pants, looked down, and it was
another 5 inches shorter.
The man laughed,’ this is fantastic.’ He looked down again, 15 inches
long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster,
just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond
and yelled out, ‘Frog will you marry me?’ The frog looked back across
the pond shaking its head, ‘How many times do I have to tell you? NO,
NO, NO!!!
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Winkie joke
A man with a 25-inch long weenie goes to his doctor to complain that he
is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more
than one complaint. ‘Doctor,’ he asked, in total frustration, ‘is there
anything you can do for me?
The doctor replies, ‘medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I
do know this witch who may be able to help you.’ So the doctor gives
him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. ‘Witch, my weenie is
25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are
my only hope.’
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, ‘I
think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into
the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog
sitting on a log. This frog has magical powers. You must say to frog,
will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less
to your problem.’
The man’s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out
to the frog, ‘Will you marry me?’ The frog looked at him dejectedly and
replied, ‘NO!’ The man looked down and suddenly his weenie was 5 inches
shorter.
‘WOW,’ he screamed out loud, ‘this is great!’ However he realized it’s
still too long at 20 inches, so he asked the frog to marry him again.’
‘Frog, will you marry me?’ the guy shouted. The frog rolled its eyes
back in its head and screamed back, ‘NO!’
The man felt another twitch in his pants, looked down, and it was
another 5 inches shorter.
The man laughed,’ this is fantastic.’ He looked down again, 15 inches
long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster,
just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond
and yelled out, ‘Frog will you marry me?’ The frog looked back across
the pond shaking its head, ‘How many times do I have to tell you? NO,
NO, NO!!!
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