Writing Game

[GTPeach]

Or so it seemed....

 

[Gemstone]

Who is that coming towards us through the trees?

 

[GTPeach]

It's Beatrix Potter and her large, hairy rabbit!!!

 

[Gemstone]

"Why on earth has Ms Potter got a large hairy rabbit following her around" said the woman as she fell out of her boat with a splash!

 

[Ariana]

"Don't be so nosy," her husband said, pulling her back into the boat all dripping wet.

 

[abz]

"Now grab an oar!!" he said.

 

[Gemstone]

"Don't call her that" said the man "and if you grab her you'll have me to answer to".

 

[abz]

and he flexed his rather pathetic muscles.

 

[Gemstone]

which stuck out from his arms like sparrows knee-caps

 

[GTPeach]

She couldn't help but snicker.

 

[xowee-shortieox]

She decided to go to a nudist camp only to find..

 

[GTPeach]

that she was the only nude woman in a group of hundreds of nude men!

 

[Gemstone]

He looked so silly, standing ther posturing and trying to look like a tough guy, while doing a marvellous impression of a weed!

 

[Ariana]

People around began to laugh which made him realise he was not the God he thought he was.

 

[abz]

"So I guess I'd better shave off the moustache huh?" he said...

 

[Gemstone]

but 12 inches of waxed moustache is never easy to get rid of

 

[GTPeach]

You can't cut it, wax it, erase it, shave it, or anything without ruining the lip as well.

 

[Gemstone]

"But unless I get rid of it I can't apply my lip gloss" he said.

 

[GTPeach]

I do so love dressing as a woman.

 

[misscheeky]

its great, plus i get to do so much shopping