Alpaca's stream of consciousness - IS BACK ON THE WAGON!

[Quak]

Sounds fantastic, can I run dance classes with Katie too? xxx

 

[Alpaca]

Oh yes please Bren!! You can teach me how to shake my stuff! Lol xx

 

[Kat1e]

Hi Linz - no way you are going to stay out of this one - just relax and join our crazy co-op

Hi Bren, great idea. I'll lead the zumba if you'll teach me bokwa?!

 

[Quak]

Deal

 

[teetiefunk]

and suse and claire can lead the cats choral group lol nevermind me ive been at the champers ;-)

 

[shellsmithcat]

I'll be in charge of dispatch lol x

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[Alpaca]

Well... Another little cheeky loss this morning thank the lord!! 1.5lbs... Not huge but the scales are starting to go on the right direction... Finally!

B - egg, bacon, mushrooms, garlic coffee cream

Off to see the Phantom tonight - U1 has bought tickets and we 're having pre-theatre dinner... I shall be singing unless gagged lol x

Hope you all have a good day xx

 

[ladyfelsham]

Excuse me lovely Di but isn't this three dates in almost as many days?????

Maybe U1 isn't as U as you're making out?

 

[Kat1e]

Hooray - well done Di. That's a perfectly reasonable loss - go girl

Evening sounds fab - will listen out and see if i can hear the singing from here
Have a mega day sweetie
Xxxx

 

[coffeelover]

Morning Di, Great on the loss. Sounds like a lovely evening have a wonderful time. Did you have garlic cream in your coffee? lol x

 

[hondapeeps]

Sing your heart out! Maybe U1 is growing on you Well done on the loss, super stuff.

Garlic coffee? Really?!! As bad at mayo in your coffee!

 

[Alpaca]

Why are you all so wonderful on here!! You know more about me than I know myself!!! Lol

Well the upper case U will have to become a lower case u as I am not noticing the "u" quite as much! And he's very tactile and a "pleaser"... I've never gone out with one of those so it all feels strange! I usually have the role of pleasing and it's quite nice to know someone who does it just as well !

Tomorrow I'm having a walk with mr bald cyst head with really small hands... We're meeting at London Bridge and walking along the river to somewhere lol... I hope I can keep him as a friend as he's a nice guy

Amendment to breakfast... I've got 3 streaky bacon rashers and 2 eggs with my mushrooms and 2 cherry toms xx

 

[Alpaca]

Oh... Breakfast cooked with a dollop of coconut oil x

 

[dizzydelly]

Morning Di
well done on the loss and you sound like you have an exciting life!!
Have fun night xx

 

[slaj]

Sounds great, enjoy the weekend

 

[hondapeeps]

Tomorrow I'm having a walk with mr bald cyst head with really small hands... We're meeting at London Bridge and walking along the river to somewhere lol... I hope I can keep him as a friend as he's a nice guyxx

you crack me up with the names! lol

 

[ladyfelsham]

LOL on the pleaser, hope the theatre is fun

And forgot to say, woohoo on the loss!!!

 

[Dietkitty]

3 dates eh! You do know about the third date rule don't you?

 

[Alpaca]

Lisa ... Fourth date with u1 (i think) lol... And not a stray hand in sight thank goodness! Lol... He probably knows I'd run for the nearest convent! It's not a pretty sight nekkid lol

 

[Dietkitty]

I have a theory about ugly men and men with small ahem you-know-whats. They try much harder than the good lookers and the well endowed who just think you should be grateful lol.
Sorry to the chaps on here