Alpaca's stream of consciousness - IS BACK ON THE WAGON!

[Alpaca]

Funny you should say that Lisa ... u1's hands and feet are on the large side ! Lol x

 

[Dietkitty]

Well you know what they say about men with big feet.............. need big shoes lol.

 

[Alpaca]

Unfortunately he looks nothing like Huge Grunt! Lol x

 

[ladyfelsham]

LMAO. Avoid small feet and hands at all costs, my ex was *cough* "challenged" in that way and it was a like a treasure hunt - with a not very exciting prize at the end of it...

 

[hondapeeps]

LMAO. Avoid small feet and hands at all costs, my ex was *cough* "challenged" in that way and it was a like a treasure hunt - with a not very exciting prize at the end of it...

:8855: oh me! I might point out though that the opposite end of the spectrum can get you down.....my ex was that way.....too much of a good think and all that .'get that thing away from me!'

 

[Dietkitty]

My ex was 'blessed' but didn't have a clue. As long as he was done it was fart and roll over time

 

[ladyfelsham]

He was a charmer, wasn't he! LMAO

 

[Alpaca]

I'm now hankering after my Bedouin tent days! Have laddered tights already and we've not met up yet as have work meeting first lol x

 

[Dietkitty]

Go to Boots and buy new tights lol

 

[Alpaca]

Do you think they will fit ???

 

[Quak]

OMFG what are you lot like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Di, your diary is hilarious, love it

Great news on the loss, and that u1 is growing on you xxx

 

[Dietkitty]

Course they will! You're forgetting how much you've lost silly!

 

[roosnanny]

well i blinked an eye and look what happens...
what are you lot like.and the frogs are packed
congrat on the loss lovely

 

[Kat1e]

Afternoon Di. Your diary is a)hysterical b) out of control
Once i had finshed spluttering my tea then lolling able to commence
Have fun!
Xxx

 

[boggins]

Ha ha you lot!

Congrats on the loss (doesn't that sound weird? "I'm very happy for your loss"). Looks like things are on the move weight-wise and bloke-wise.

I once had a boyfriend with a HUGE nose...

 

[hondapeeps]

I once had a boyfriend with a HUGE nose...

Did it get in the way? :flirt2:

 

[Alpaca]

Just home and I really hope no one is in Minimins at this time of night lol

Lovely day and the Phantom was just as amazing as it was when I saw it just after it started in the 80s!! The Phantom tonight got a standing ovation!!

Well there was a bit of snogging and he put his hand on my knee at the theatre! Lol... Must be an age thing!! Don't remember the pace ever being this slow but I'm not complaining cos the body (mine) is just hideous so am in no rush! Lol

D - anchovies in garlic, oil and parsley; chicken fricassee and spinach half a bottle of pino grigio and a gin and slimline

Am seeing bald, cyst head tomorrow for a walk and also meeting a guy for coffee in the morning to help him prep for a redundancy meeting he's got on Monday - so its another busy day!!!

 

[Alpaca]

lol!!!! love this thread! Hope you're having a lovely evening gorgeous. Well done on your loss xxx

p.s. what are your plans on tuesday? x

I'm all yours!! Xx

 

[triage999]

LMAO. Avoid small feet and hands at all costs, my ex was *cough* "challenged" in that way and it was a like a treasure hunt - with a not very exciting prize at the end of it...

Brilliant!!!!!!!! My ex was the same......I'd rather of had those gold covered chocolate coins in my casket ;0p

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[triage999]

Right I've caught up on your diary this morning :0) and laugh I did!!! It's like Bridget Jones's Diary.....I love it!

And how exciting 'the snog'.......oooooohhhhhhhh what will occur next, can't wait to read the next chapter!!

I'm rather impressed that I'm going to be commissioned for vineyard photos too

J x

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