Alpaca's stream of consciousness - IS BACK ON THE WAGON!

[Quak]

Am liking that he is not looking a u anymore - obviously growing on you - lovely xx

 

[teetiefunk]

Oh I love the fact hes no U anymore! I dibs being bridesmaid!

 

[slaj]

Glad you had a good day Di

 

[Alpaca]

I love you guys so much !!! I can be girly and talk sh*t and hog all the space and just say anything and you're all just here for me!! You're absolutely adorable !!

Yep Laura... You can be my bridesmaid lol xxx

 

[hondapeeps]

Oooo it could be love! . Super!

You'll love it when you do get up there, and he'll be even more un U

 

[triage999]

Mooooorrrrrrrnnniiiinnnggggggg! xxx

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[Kat1e]

Morning. Arm reattached
Xxx

 

[coffeelover]

Should we be buying hats? Have a lovely day.

 

[ladyfelsham]

Morning!

I want to be a bridesmaid too

 

[Dietkitty]

Can I be maid of honour lol. Looks aren't important anyway (as long as he doesn't scare small children that is) Trev's VERY short, and we never let him forget it lol, but you would have to be a shallow person not to be able to look past something that is genetic. I feel like Gulliver when with his family

 

[hondapeeps]

^^ lol! Lisa! That is too funny!

 

[ladyfelsham]

LMAO Lisa that's brilliant - "never let him forget it" - love it!

My ex was shorter than me but he ran like a girl which I found hard to forgive - and then he turned out to be a cross dresser, so that was the end of that fine romance

 

[Dietkitty]

I once made him do a forfeit of running the length of the garden in nothing but my pink thong, does that count as cross dressing?
ps the garden is 60ft and he also had to run back lol.

 

[ladyfelsham]

LOL no, don't think that counts, it sounds more like punishment to me

 

[hondapeeps]

Punishment to some, a thrill to others!

 

[Dietkitty]

I may have to come up with a new challenge for him lol.

 

[ladyfelsham]

Does this incident feature anywhere on youtube?

 

[Dietkitty]

No but I did have a picture somewhere and when he pissed me off I showed it to a friend lol

 

[ladyfelsham]

LMAO health warning to all men - do not p*ss us off, the consequences will be dangerous!

 

[Alpaca]

You crack me up guys!! Lol

NSu1 (not so ugly one) is definitely growing on me as he's one of the most thoughtful people I've met and seems to get it right on so many levels ...
We might be going away for a few days (he wants to drive to France) what lovely thought ...

L - same as breakfast