Corkscrews Cruise to the Curves :)

[Roziee]

very I am not jealous at all. a waist that size would just make my butt look enormous :8855: or more enormous than it is :8855:

I like meat on my bones jackie! :giggle:

 

[JackieN]

yep me too :giggle: good job really as I am never going to look like that her legs were toooooooo thin hark at me anyone would think I have the perfect body :8855:

 

[JackieN]

:8855::8855:

:bighug: You know I'm only kidding xx

wish I'd seen this earlier been crying all afternoon :cry:








:8855:

 

[Corkscrew]

that would be good wouldn't it cool if we could plan where to move it around to :8855: we'd all be perfect did you see that model with the 20 inch waist looked most odd xxxxxxx

OMG no I didn't!! She must have been soooooo tiny

It would be even better if we could move it to...........................someone else :8855:

 

[Corkscrew]

wish I'd seen this earlier been crying all afternoon :cry:








:8855:

ROFL!!

 

[JackieN]

OMG no I didn't!! She must have been soooooo tiny

It would be even better if we could move it to...........................someone else :8855:

hope you had no intentions of sharing or moving your weight to me I've got plenty of my own podge ta very much :8855:

the model is in todays news. Seriously weird shape. Only weighs 6 stone and is 5ft 6

 

[Corkscrew]

hope you had no intentions of sharing or moving your weight to me I've got plenty of my own podge ta very much :8855:

the model is in todays news. Seriously weird shape. Only weighs 6 stone and is 5ft 6

5'6" and only weighs 6 stone?? OMG that's just not right! Terrible even

No Jackie, I wouldn't dream of moving some of my weight to you No way!! Your bum is big enough already (you said it was! Honest you did gov!) :8855::8855: No, I was thinking of shifting it onto, say, a skinny man who can eat a spud more than a pig and not gain one single ounce

 

[JackieN]

mmmmmm now thats tempting :8855: yep my bum is big enough already. Someone asked me what shape I was the other day?? apple? Pear? nah tellytubby :8855: honest I wouldn't say I was apple or pear so what an earth does that make me now all I can think of is Queen's fat bottomed girls :8855:

OMG talking of Queen did you see Flash Gordon film was on TV last night ?? I used to love that film, it was sooooooooooooooo corny though :giggle: xxxxxxxxx

 

[Corkscrew]

Oh I love a bit of Queen

Mmmmmm you got me thinking was shape I am now. I'm deffo not pear shaped, and I'm not an apple. I'm more like a cheese triangle! :8855:

I've never ever seen Flash Gordon It must have been released that decade I spent in pubs and nightclubs! :giggle:

 

[JackieN]

cheese triangle :8855: tena lady moment :8855: OMG I giggled when I read that, at least you have a skinny bit on top I haven't even got that, I reckon double apple shape here :8855:

You've not seen Flash Gordon you haven't lived. I bought the film track the lot while you were clubbing and pubbing. Queen sang the songs in it you see ..... maybe you are decades younger than me xxxxxxx

 

[Corkscrew]

cheese triangle :8855: tena lady moment :8855: OMG I giggled when I read that, at least you have a skinny bit on top I haven't even got that, I reckon double apple shape here :8855:

I meant an upside down triangle!!!! :8855: My skinny (if you can call it that??) bit is at the bottom!! :8855:

You've not seen Flash Gordon you haven't lived. I bought the film track the lot while you were clubbing and pubbing. Queen sang the songs in it you see ..... maybe you are decades younger than me xxxxxxx

Oh I know Queen sang the songs in it, I've just never seen the film, was far too busy snogging frogs and smooching I very much doubt I'm decades younger that you either! I can remember old money a know. lol

p.s. What's a tenna lady? :8855:

 

[JackieN]

p.s. What's a tenna lady? :8855:

you have made me laugh so much tonight :8855:

Whats a tenna lady very funny :8855:

I'm just trying to work out if I remember old money or not

 

[Corkscrew]

you have made me laugh so much tonight :8855:

Whats a tenna lady very funny :8855:

I'm just trying to work out if I remember old money or not

I've laughed my daft head off too! It's been a right giggle Just what I needed after the day I've had! Thank you xx

My memory of old money is very vague though I was just a very bright and observant baby :8855:

 

[JackieN]

the only old money I clearly remember is the sixpence as my Nanna used to always put one in the xmas pudding when I was a baby :8855:

Laughter is the best medicine xxxxxxxx

 

[Corkscrew]

the only old money I clearly remember is the sixpence as my Nanna used to always put one in the xmas pudding when I was a baby :8855:

Laughter is the best medicine xxxxxxxx

Well Jackie, my young friend, if you can't remember the threepenny bit or the half crown, you're only a wipper snapper! :8855:

Actually, my memories of old money
are from my great grandads coin collection, he was a bit of a numismatist......bless him :8855:

 

[JackieN]

oooooooooo you've made my day if I'm a wipper snapper :8855: :8855:

 

[Corkscrew]

oooooooooo you've made my day if I'm a wipper snapper :8855: :8855:

Don't let it go to your head, you've still got a big bum! :8855:

 

[JackieN]

corky I thought you were my friend

I will be stuck now won't I I won't be able to get out of my office now as my head and my bum will get stuck in the doorway :cry: :8855:

 

[Corkscrew]

corky I thought you were my friend

I will be stuck now won't I I won't be able to get out of my office now as my head and my bum will get stuck in the doorway :cry: :8855:

:8855::8855: Oh Jackie, you're so funny! lol

I'm off for a bath now, so I shall bid you goodnight..............young lady lol

Thanks for the laughs xxx

Have a good night. Catch you tommorrow xxx

 

[Corkscrew]

p.s.

Just thought of another positive...........

4. I'm making some lovely friends on minimins