Lol, my dh said to me one morning after me complaining he snored all night, " just hit me or something" but I tell you, at 3 in the morning I daren't start hitting him for fear I may not stop.
I woke him one night and he was angry , I told him it was because he was snoring, and he said "eh I wasnt even asleep" you cant win. I tried recording him once but it didnt seem as loud on camera