Dinkie Dawnies Dubious Diary of Downsizing, Deflation, and Debauchery

[shenzi]

Morning dawn!

Im playing catch up on all diaries today Ive been away for far too long! My house is a tip when i come for cooking lessons perhaps you should go all Kim and aggie on me as well lol

Have a lovely day dawn xx

 

[skinnydawn]

Morning dawn!

Im playing catch up on all diaries today Ive been away for far too long! My house is a tip when i come for cooking lessons perhaps you should go all Kim and aggie on me as well lol

Have a lovely day dawn xx

Ooh...brilliant idea Emma!!!

And we could start with Andrews bedroom!!!

Or rather...YOU could lol!!! :8855:

I'll provide all the cleaning materials, and a peg for your nose!!!

 

[shenzi]

Ooh...brilliant idea Emma!!!

And we could start with Andrews bedroom!!!

Or rather...YOU could lol!!! :8855:

I'll provide all the cleaning materials, and a peg for your nose!!!

Erm how about we provide Andrew with cleaning materials and we will stay far enough back so as not to need pegs and observe how he does although can't see him going for that lol x

 

[skinnydawn]

Right...off for a shower now

Then we're going to a wedding anniversary do this afternoon :character00250:

See you all later xxx

 

[skinnydawn]

Erm how about we provide Andrew with cleaning materials and we will stay far enough back so as not to need pegs and observe how he does although can't see him going for that lol x

Nice try Emma...

Nope...jobs all yours hunni! :8855:

 

[Monkey_Monkey_Underpants]

frozen leaf spinach (optional)

Erm...

Excuse me...

Optional??

OPTIONAL???

I don't think so.
Essential.
Abso-flippin-lutely essential.
And don't you forget it, young (skinny) lady.

 

[skinnydawn]

Erm...

Excuse me...

Optional??

OPTIONAL???

I don't think so.
Essential.
Abso-flippin-lutely essential.
And don't you forget it, young (skinny) lady.

Pmsl!

Thought that would wake you up!

Late night Jim...?

 

[skinnydawn]

Oh dear...look what's just been put in front of me at this anniversary do...

 

[shenzi]

Oh dear...look what's just been put in front of me at this anniversary do...

Oh dawn that was evil!!! You really didn't need to share your pain lol x

 

[skinnydawn]

Oh I did...

I'm really suffering here...!

But there are some grapes on the table...

Not quite the same tho...

 

[shenzi]

Nowhere near the same, gosh Im glad its not me i have no willpower at the moment! X

 

[pjallen1982]

Hi Penny,

sorry I forgot all about posting the recipe...here it is...

Easy Peasy Lentil Dahl
Just thought I'd share a quick and easy microwave lentil dahl which is lovely and excellent for weight loss...

2tbsp water
2 medium onions (finely sliced)
2 cloves garlic (crushed)
1 tbsp coriander seeds
1 tsp ground ginger
1 tsp ground turmeric
2 tsp ground cumin
1/2 tsp chilli powder and 1 whole chilli (with seeds)
2 bay leaves
2 inch piece cinnamon stick
1/2 tsp salt
6 black peppercorns
frozen leaf spinach (optional)
8oz/225g red lentils
1 1/2pt boiling vegetable stock

Place first 8 ingredients in a large 1.5l microwavable dish, cook on full power stirring once for 4 mins.
Add remaining ingredients & stir well.
Cook on full power for 10 mins, stir and cook for a further 5-8 mins.
Season with salt, pepper or chilli to taste.

This is the one I make too and it is sooooo yummy - in fact, it's on my batch cook list for this weekend. I'm going to buy some chana dal from Tesco instead of lentils and see if there is any differene... I've a feeling they may be one and the same thing lol xxx

Thanks girlies. I have saved this on my laptop so just need to buy the spices and I will give it a shot. I'm guessing it doesn't matter if I leave out the proper chilli? How about the cinammon stick and bay leaves? x

 

[skinnydawn]

Now they've just brought round the anniversary cake...

Gonna take my bit home and Gwyn can have it tonite!

So I've resisted sandwiches, cheese straws, sausage rolls, choccy biscuits, crisps, chicken drumsticks, and cakes!

I did have 1/4 of a sarnie and a small glass of champers to toast the happy couple tho!

My halo has never shone so brightly!

 

[skinnydawn]

Thanks girlies. I have saved this on my laptop so just need to buy the spices and I will give it a shot. I'm guessing it doesn't matter if I leave out the proper chilli? How about the cinammon stick and bay leaves? x

Hi penny,

Leave out whatever you want to...

or add some stuff if you like! Xx

 

[pjallen1982]

Hi penny,

Leave out whatever you want to...

or add some stuff if you like! Xx

Cool - wasnt sure whether they were critical or not! Brilliant.

 

[tillymax]

I've just caught up with your diary and it's taken me ages.

The pics from Sarahs look brilliant

Well done on the loss. I think we all need to go to Sarahs if it results in such a big loss

 

[skinnydawn]

Hi folks,

It's going to have to be a quickie tonight (no change there then Steve :sigh as I still have to give Suki a bath

Well you ladies would have been proud of me...I basically did sod all from 7am till about midday...apart from watch rugby and play on minis lol! Perfect lazy morning!!! And when I went up for my shower, Gwyn did the hoovering so I didn't even get my fetish fix today! :faint2: Never mind, there's always tomorrow...

So as you've probably seen from the earlier pic, we went to a 60th wedding anniversary party this afternoon, which was absolutely lovely. They're a super couple from church, and the party was in one of the church halls. There were quite a lot of relatives and friends there...and loads of yummy food And we won a nice prize in the free raffle too!

Now I've got one eye on X-factor as I type, and then I'm off to bath Suki.

Then I'm going to have to have a look through one of Gwyns bibles as somehow or other I managed to agree to do a reading tomorrow at church I HATE reading in front of people!!! :fear: How on earth did I get roped in for that???

Todays Food EE

2 x wm toast (B)
butter (2)
marmalade (2)

big bowl of raspberries, banana, mango & pineapple
yoghurt

1/4 sandwich (4)
champagne (6)
grapes

lentil & spinach dahl
cous cous
salad
beetroot
potato salad (2)
G&T (3)

milky coffee (A)

Total syns:- 19

 

[shenzi]

Sonds like you have had a really good day today, and again well done for only going 4 syns over, but theres room for that now you at TARGET.

Good luck for reading in front of all those people, you know everyone will be looking over thinking wow look at dawn shes looking totally SKINNY and totally GORGEOUS!! Enjoy xx

Have fun bathing Suki! I have had all my furries in the bath today i have to admit the rabbot was much easier than the dog lolxx

 

[Pommette]

. . .
Have fun bathing Suki! I have had all my furries in the bath today i have to admit the rabbot was much easier than the dog lolxx

:8855:Is a rabbot a cross between a rabbit and a robot?

Hope all goes well at church tomomorrow Dawn. Just stand tall, take a deep breath and . . .
thrust your boobs out and see if you can distract everyone whilst you are doing the reading!!

 

[shenzi]

:8855:Is a rabbot a cross between a rabbit and a robot?

Yes thats exactly what it is lol

I really must start spell checking lol