Don't you just hate it when....

Dujhiw you realise that now you are wearing contact lenses you will actually have to start using that undereye cream to get rid of the bags your glasses were covering up!
 
DYJHIW you get up early to take hubby to hospital wait hours to get sent home again and have the joy of doing it all again tomorrow!!!
 
Shirleen said:
DYJHIW you get up early to take hubby to hospital wait hours to get sent home again and have the joy of doing it all again tomorrow!!!

Why shirl?
 
jezzi999 said:
Possibly stupidest DYJHIW yet?

DYJHIW you and hubby are playing this game where you play slap each other on the face with increasingly hard slaps, and he keeps egging you on to slap him harder. So you do - a little harder but maybe only 1/3 strength of a full-on slap. And then he throws a total sulk saying you slapped him too hard - after 10 mins of egging you on and teasing you do to it.

I realise this sounds like the stupidest game ever but at the time it made perfect sense!

I knew it'd end with him sulking though...

I used to play a game similar to this in my geography class at secondary school. We used to sit in 3 rows of 10 and the game was pretty self explanatory - 'pass it on 10 x harder'. I sat at the end so used to start it off and by the time it got about halfway down the row someone always got chucked out lol!
 
DYJHIW you are knackered at work -_-
 
DYJHIW you have a list a long as a toilet roll of things to do and you just cba to do it!
 
*Emsie* said:
Dyjhiw people are dressing up at work for children in need and you are lacking ideas and enthusiasm for it plus you have just given son your last change out of your purse....the 2 quid its going to cost you to dress/not dress up! TgiF!

Go in your pyjamas, our whole school are doing it, dead easy and doesn't cost anything :) xxx

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dyjhiw your arm hurt hurts like a mofo cos you had a typhoid jab last night

and the rest of you hurts because you stupidly went to the gym afterwards when you really should have just gone home & put your feet up

I am a muppet
 
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