Don't you just hate it when....

[*Emsie*]

Dyjhiw hubby tells you to get rid of the chocolate left over from Xmas because he keeps stuffing his face with it so you hide it and he's going round the house ramsacking the cupboards looking for it and it's you that's on the bloody diet!

 

[Jenna88]

When you're finished your tesco shop but too early for your beauty appointment so am currently chilling in the car in tesco carpark. Well tbh I'm not chilling I'm nice and toasty but unfortunately it's wasting my petrol

 

[fillymum]

DYJHIW No one visits your diary boooooooo hoooooo

 

[*Emsie*]

I was reading your diary earlier Fillymum! I just read and ran ha ha x

 

[donna88]

DYJHIW you really need a wee but are watching a film and can't really be bothered to move :/

 

[jamjar15]

DYJHIW you really need a wee but are watching a film and can't really be bothered to move :/

Haha! My OH moans at me because I sit wiggling instead of going to the loo!!

 

[SlimmingKitchen]

Dyjhiw.... You are knackered and want to jump into bed and go to sleep but really need to shower

 

[LisaM1977]

Dyjhiw.... You are knackered and want to jump into bed and go to sleep but really need to shower

How about bath and snooze in it? x

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[jamjar15]

Dyjhiw.... You are knackered and want to jump into bed and go to sleep but really need to shower

Shower in the morning???

 

[Happy Holidays]

I had a couple of bites of jam roley poley today... no idea what the syns would be

Oh yummy, with custard?

DYJHIW No one visits your diary boooooooo hoooooo

I've been today, think I 'liked' something, which is better for me as I don't often know the words to say what I think

Shower in the morning???

That's what I thought, I prefer showering in the morning.

 

[*Emsie*]

Dyjhiw hubby wants to watch something on Lovefilm but theres an issue with logging in so he's running round like a headless chicken and you want to settle down and go to sleep! Pah!

 

[SlimmingKitchen]

Someone is asking for something for nothing, then someone tells them you can get it cheap at the moment but they still say "but i want to try and get it for free"

Ffs!!! Lol xx

 

[*Emsie*]

Some people want the moon on a stick!

 

[jamjar15]

....when OH forgot to feed the dogs before he went to work at 4. The puppy was a pain in the bum when I got home, whining, barking! I tried texting OH but no reply because he was busy. He's just replied now saying he forgot!!

 

[donna88]

Oh yummy, with custard?

No custard for me, if I had it properly I'd have had some, but we were literally picking at the bits in the tins that the kids didn't eat lol (desperate I know)

 

[Jenstar]

When you watch last nights episode of "Africa" (David Attenborough) and can't stop crying at the death of the baby elephant.

It starved to death during the worst drought in 50 years... As it started to get weaker and couldn't keep up with the herd, it collapsed and its mother abandoned the pack and stayed with it, stroking it and soothing it the whole time it laid there, and then when it died the mother just stood and looked at it in such a way.. It makes me well up just to think about it.

Ohh I got teary eyed at that too jezzi But at least the baby wasn't alone when it passed away

 

[SlimmingKitchen]

I'm still upset about those poor elephants in Kenya xxx

 

[Texty_F]

DYJHIW - you have a cat nap and ask hubby to wake you for eastenders - he lets you sleep cos you look "comfy" and you wake at 9 30 and your now not tired

and DYJHIW - the tablets the doc gave you for the pain in your back are making you feel really sick

 

[SlimmingKitchen]

Here are some pictures to cheer us up from my pile of random favourites:



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Suspicious cat



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A happy hippo



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A guinea pig in a hat



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Some rude words from my fridge

And finally a cute dog


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Awwwwww you know what made my day?!?!? The hippo of course abd the guinea pig being a piggy owner
Loving the fridge words too lol xxx

 

[*Emsie*]

Dyjhiw you wake up 45 mins before you need to and from a naughty but nice dream too!