For All the wonderful Women of Minimins

[Irish]

To A Beautiful Woman

Be Sure to read about Audrey Hepburn at the end
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Now I lay me

Down to sleep

I pray the Lord

My shape to keep...

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Please no wrinkles ​

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Please no bags

And please lift my butt

Before it sags.

Please no age spots​

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Please no gray

And as for my belly,

Please take it away.

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Please keep me healthy

Please keep me young,

! And thank you Dear Lord​

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For all that you've done.

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Five tips for a woman.... ​

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.​

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.​

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3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you.​

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.​

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.​

Foot Note:​

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't​

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get some supportsoon, people will think we're nuts.'

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It's BEAUTIFUL WOMAN MONTH​

Below is a wonderful poem ​

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Audrey Hepburn wrote when asked to share her 'beauty tips.'

It was read at her funeral years later.​

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For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.​

If you share this with another woman, something good will happen . . You will boost another woman's self esteem, and she will know that you care about her.