I have fooked up

nictastic said:
BELLY FLOP....You are ON FORM tonight girl....i take it you're feeling better after your kebab with garry?
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Definately! His chilli sauce is red hot, may I add?!;):D


I feel better, still achey but not breaky!;)
 
We've been brainwashed into believing 6" is really 12" - that's why we are so bad at parking!!!!!
 
cuddlyfairy said:
We've been brainwashed into believing 6" is really 12" - that's why we are so bad at parking!!!!!
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lmao!:D:D:D:D:D:D

Yep, But we ladies are the masters at fakery!;)

Oh Yes, Yes, Yes We Are!:D:D:D:D:D
 
Aww thanks Sara, positivity all the way for me hun!! xxxx
 
2hourglass said:
Is that what you call it where you come from !;)
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My tongue is on fire!:D

Does anybody know a fireman with a big hose that could help me?;)
 
BellyFlop said:
My tongue is on fire!:D

Does anybody know a fireman with a big hose that could help me?;)
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HD reackons he has a hose and a half !!!:eek:
 
BellyFlop said:
lmao!:D:D:D:D:D:D

Yep, But we ladies are the masters at fakery!;)

Oh Yes, Yes, Yes We Are!:D:D:D:D:D
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES, MASTER definately agree with that!!! 6yrs of faking was enough for me tho lmao...heres to some real (satisfying)man action in the future!!!!!
 
nictastic said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES, MASTER definately agree with that!!! 6yrs of faking was enough for me tho lmao...heres to some real (satisfying)man action in the future!!!!!
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Back Atchya, Nic!

I'm all for a bit of bump 'n' grind with a real man!:D

....not a 3 second wonder!
 
lillie said:
sounds like an emergency to me ring 999 x
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I will send his mates around to you to hose you down, Lil!

And Trace can shimmy down the Fireman's Pole!:D
 
nictastic said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES, MASTER definately agree with that!!! 6yrs of faking was enough for me tho lmao...heres to some real (satisfying)man action in the future!!!!!
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Never had a woman fake on me - damn sure of that :)

How do you fake gushing ? ;)
 
Hair Gel!:D

Have you seen There's Something About Mary?;)
 
lmao
 
u have NOT Fu**ed up t all. you made a slihght mistake and you are still doing really well. It is a learning curve for all of us so you just keep going on your journey. x
 
Hmm i wanna chimmy down that pole!!! xx
 
Hahahaha damn!! xx
 
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