IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, try try try again and again (and again...)

[m-mouse]

I do weigh my cheese (how sad am I?) but if I weight it in a chunk rather than slicing as thinly as possible I am pretty accurate to within a couple of grams. I have been eating the cheese sliced on top of the figs!

 

[Maintainer]

I don't weigh cheese (cos I don't like eating it!), but I'm sad enough to weigh portions of smoked salmon etc when dishing out from a large pack (only to ensure that I get my ration, you understand!!)

 

[m-mouse]

You should see me when my cheese is short so I am trying to slice off an extra 2g

I think I feel more stressed if my kitchen scales aren't working than if my bathroom ones aren't!

 

[jaqys]

Not listening to cheese talk.

Has anyone heard from Emma?

 

[Maintainer]

No... I've not seen Emma in a little while...

 

[m-mouse]

No I wonder if she was getting a bit sick of things?

 

[scrumper]

she did say that it was less of a sanctuary in here nowdays ...... shame if she has gone

 

[Maintainer]

I don't think Emma would do that to us... she'd just hang out in our diaries!

 

[Emmma]

Ladies panic not - I'm still here. Sincere apologies for being awol. I had a small meltdown at a stupid comment made by newbie and thought perhaps a time out might do me good. Been v v busy, shall go update properly in my diary (if I can find it!). I have big news!

 

[Maintainer]

BIG NEWS... wow!!!

I've just upset the sausage eating newbie... so another one for me to avoid!

 

[m-mouse]

You're the best Jo xxxx

 

[Maintainer]

Anyone would think I didn't like sausages!

 

[m-mouse]

Don't tell Vicky that

 

[Maintainer]

I miss Vicky's regular input around here. Just today someone was looking for a polite way to mention "transit issues". Vicky's "POO" word came to mind, but I thought I'd better not use such a word for fear of being called far worse things than simply "patronising"...

 

[m-mouse]

Just promise me you won't ever change, you have given so much help to so many, me included and I am proud to now count you as one of my real (in the flesh) friends.

 

[Maintainer]

Thank you Mousey mouse... mwah!

 

[jaqys]

Tis true. Jo keeps it real for us all.

And anyway we can all only lose our weight ourselves, we do seem to have a whole bunch of summer people expecting someone else to lose it for them.

 

[LVLLM]

And true for me too Jo. although havent met you in the flesh ..yet

and POO BIG POOS POOP POOPY POO
and sausages

 

[Maintainer]

laughing now

 

[Emmma]

Ah, its good to be back!