Jess's Diary - Weighed in a day early..

Love the dress and shoes and ikcle bubba :D...And I had no idea that dp's went upto a 22...not that my bum could fit in a 22 yet, but handy to note down for future ;)
 
I guess it will depend if we are planning on going somewhere after we eat - dancing or something??? cos some places won't allow jeans - although, I am saying that...I am an old fart who wouldn't know what was the right thing to wear if it slapped me on the face.

I tend to be a more casual type of chick generally - or diamond tiara and evening wear! ;)
 
I'll be fairly casual; mostly because I'm restricted to one carry-on bag on the aeroplane and that will have to last from Friday till Sunday!

I'm too old for clubbing but happy to sit up boozing and talking till all hours :D
 
I'll be fairly casual; mostly because I'm restricted to one carry-on bag on the aeroplane and that will have to last from Friday till Sunday!

I'm too old for clubbing but happy to sit up boozing and talking till all hours :D

I'm not too old, but much prefer sitting in a pub or bar and talking :) I hate the music they play in clubs plus you can't talk!
 
i just wet myself a little laughing at your bluntness - "she was ugly, honest. I mean she'd just pushed her way out of a vagina the day before"

..gunna go change LOL!
 
i just wet myself a little laughing at your bluntness - "she was ugly, honest. I mean she'd just pushed her way out of a vagina the day before"

..gunna go change LOL!

Orgasms, weeing yourself.. I think you should wear adult diapers before coming on to my diary, save you having to keep washing your undies!
 
though if i didnt wear undies, i'd be reducing my carbon footprint as WELL as saving myself time..

and yeah, you're so not gunna be shy on friday! :p
 
You nasty auntie, fancy saying your niece is ugly!! Mind you, my sons were all ugly as hell when they were born, with bruises etc where they'd been dragged out:eek:
 
I've been eating so much rubbish that I'm quite looking forward to getting back to my diet on Tuesday. I'm going to have put on loads though :/ What I'm looking forward to more though is Scotland! Whooo! Off early tomorrow morning. Can't say I'm looking forward to the car journey, but oh well!
 
OOoooh no, how far is the car jouney... must say your diary is highluy amusing! X x xxx
 
eeh dead exciting stuff! :D i'm on the train about half 2 i believe.. so will texteth you and see where you are :)

drive safe! :D x
 
Are you going up Friday? Don't forget I'm seeing you Saturday, not Friday :) Have fun, but not too much ;) Save some for Saturday.
 
yeah i know i'm seeing you saturday, just thought i would text you and be nosey thats all!

is Adam driving or are you? xx
 
Hi Jess, hope you had a great time in Glasgow - take care xxx
 
Jeeeeesssssssss where are you :p
 
Been catching up on Neighbours (4 episodes :O) and doing an online shop :) Got back at midnight last night. Had a lovely weekend, meeting people was fabulous as was the rest of my trip. Will go more into it tomorrow!

Weighed myself this morning.. 12 stone 2.6. Eeeek. I'm starting again on Thursday when I get my online shop but not going to eat any more crap starting from now!

First driving lesson tomorrow, very scared.
 
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