Kellmo's conso (sort of)
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kellmo
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Oh dear oh dear oh dear,
DUKAN FAIL ALERT!
It was my last day at work (in a school) and we were brought these beauties...
Humm
So I had one. Just one.
THEN it was the staff Christmas do.
Erm.
I had cocktails to start, then pretty ok buffet meal. Turkey, ham, salmon and prawns, salad and one delicious soft brown roll. THEN I had a piece o cheesecake. Then LOTS more cocktails and shots if black sambuca (amazing!). And I danced and danced the night away.
THEN I returned home and the old me crept outbid hiding . I had about 8 sweetie sticks (maoam ones!), a piece of toast and half a Choc digestive which I then spat out as I felt so sick and greedy)
I am 100% hungover and still a little bit drunk i think BUT I have started my day with oatbran, yogurt and rhubarb and I will try and get through this hell hole of a day by drinking water and feeling sorry for myself! I have SO much to do today. Finishing Christmas off and shopping, hair, eyelashes, wrapping, hiding bikes from 8 and 4 year olds! It's gonna be busy and expensive. Wish me luck!
DUKAN FAIL ALERT!
It was my last day at work (in a school) and we were brought these beauties...
Humm
So I had one. Just one.
THEN it was the staff Christmas do.
Erm.
I had cocktails to start, then pretty ok buffet meal. Turkey, ham, salmon and prawns, salad and one delicious soft brown roll. THEN I had a piece o cheesecake. Then LOTS more cocktails and shots if black sambuca (amazing!). And I danced and danced the night away.
THEN I returned home and the old me crept outbid hiding . I had about 8 sweetie sticks (maoam ones!), a piece of toast and half a Choc digestive which I then spat out as I felt so sick and greedy)
I am 100% hungover and still a little bit drunk i think BUT I have started my day with oatbran, yogurt and rhubarb and I will try and get through this hell hole of a day by drinking water and feeling sorry for myself! I have SO much to do today. Finishing Christmas off and shopping, hair, eyelashes, wrapping, hiding bikes from 8 and 4 year olds! It's gonna be busy and expensive. Wish me luck!
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Paulinegin
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We've all been there, Kellmo! Hope you feel better soon 
P x
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Paulinegin
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kellmo
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And so you should be, missus! Shake your sexy booty!!
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HAAAHH! Thank you
They'll be my Christmas Day jeans!
kirsty822001
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YEY u bought ur size 10 topshops ahhh so pleased for u!! Merry Christmas xx
kellmo
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Merry Christmas to you too x
kellmo
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Ok Christmas Day is done. I ate everything on sight (well, I started Christmas Eve to ease myself in!) and now on Boxing Day I'm back on PP Wednesday. I need to do this or I'll be a pig ALL over Christmas and new year.
Christmas Day menu -
Breakfast - usual plus crispy bacon
Snacks - eclairs
Lunch - turkey, sausage meat stuffing with chestnuts, roasts, parsnips, peas, carrots and swede, gravy and second helpings of each!
Homemade Victoria sponge cake with whipped cream. (Phwoarrr)
Buffet- mini steak pie, Brie and cranberry parcels, crisps, nuts, homemade malteser cheesecake, (erm), more chocolate and nuts, Pringles etc etc etc.
1 hour walk with dog!
Then - maltesers and nuts
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Boxing Day
Breakfast - rhubarb, FFFF and oatbran muffins
Lunch - scrambled egg and smoked salmon (not strictly allowed on pp day but tough **** really!)
Tea - ham with low fat houmous, prawns with seafood sauce and tomatoes. Not PP at all but it's a darn sight better than yesterday!
Edit - I really really really really wanted to eat the chocolate cheesecake in the fridge but I resisted. So I ate a WHOLE TUB of FFFF with SF jelly crystals, a pear and lots of tea and vimto. Going to throw the bloody thing in the bin tomorrow, it's just not worth the torment or the weight gain/guilt if I do cave!
Note - I am STUFFED! But still very tempted by all the goodies I have in the fridge and cupboard. I WILL RESIST. Every time I'm tempted I look at my 'reasons why' list on my phone.
Hope you're all ok x
Christmas Day menu -
Breakfast - usual plus crispy bacon
Snacks - eclairs
Lunch - turkey, sausage meat stuffing with chestnuts, roasts, parsnips, peas, carrots and swede, gravy and second helpings of each!
Homemade Victoria sponge cake with whipped cream. (Phwoarrr)
Buffet- mini steak pie, Brie and cranberry parcels, crisps, nuts, homemade malteser cheesecake, (erm), more chocolate and nuts, Pringles etc etc etc.
1 hour walk with dog!
Then - maltesers and nuts
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Boxing Day
Breakfast - rhubarb, FFFF and oatbran muffins
Lunch - scrambled egg and smoked salmon (not strictly allowed on pp day but tough **** really!)
Tea - ham with low fat houmous, prawns with seafood sauce and tomatoes. Not PP at all but it's a darn sight better than yesterday!
Edit - I really really really really wanted to eat the chocolate cheesecake in the fridge but I resisted. So I ate a WHOLE TUB of FFFF with SF jelly crystals, a pear and lots of tea and vimto. Going to throw the bloody thing in the bin tomorrow, it's just not worth the torment or the weight gain/guilt if I do cave!
Note - I am STUFFED! But still very tempted by all the goodies I have in the fridge and cupboard. I WILL RESIST. Every time I'm tempted I look at my 'reasons why' list on my phone.
Hope you're all ok x
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kellmo
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Oh it was all going so well.
Weight - 9 stone 9 (2lb on)
Breakfast - usual
Snack - apple
Lunch - none as late breakfast
Tea - bacon and eggs and mushrooms followed by.....
Pringles, cheesecake (now in the bin!), nuts, eclairs, salt and vinegar crisps, cheese and crackers, grapes and flapjack.
Greedy, greedy, greedy.
1 hour 10 minute walk with the dog.
Weight - 9 stone 9 (2lb on)
Breakfast - usual
Snack - apple
Lunch - none as late breakfast
Tea - bacon and eggs and mushrooms followed by.....
Pringles, cheesecake (now in the bin!), nuts, eclairs, salt and vinegar crisps, cheese and crackers, grapes and flapjack.
Greedy, greedy, greedy.
1 hour 10 minute walk with the dog.
kellmo
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Hmmmmm, I'm going to have to do a LOT more walking!!!! How are you doing?
kellmo
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I've finished or thrown out lots today. I feel like now I've had my fill. I've had a bit of everything I've fancied and I feel satiated now (is that the word I'm looking for?). I am going to a fancy dress party on NY eve and I'm going as Amy Winehouse, not as skinny as her but for that I'll need a bloody crack addiction to go with it! . I tried my outfit in before and I know I'll want to get back I normal weight to feel really good. I've made more notes on my phone to get me through this eating/drinking frenzied period and I do feel different now. Fulfilled almost.
Here's a silly pic my husband took...
Winehouse!
