Licking the Lid of Life....my esoteric diary

[I predict a diet]

It would but my knees would still hurt? Wasn't that how this madness started??

Haha! Yes I believe it did, I forgot what we were talking about along the way for some reason

 

[lickthelid]

*apologies for treading on your thread..*

but Sam, and Michelle- did you get my pm responses today?
I sent them at work and was just looking on the messaging facility now. There is a green arrow which I think means I have replied, but there is nothing in my sent box?!
If not- basically- thank you both. Michelle- Sam pm'd me and I'm going to look out for them next time.

Again apologies for posting here but I don't know how to use this flipping thing apparently.

I got your message. Ill reply to that too but I can never see sent ones either!! Not very helpful!!!

 

[lickthelid]

Haha! Yes I believe it did, I forgot what we were talking about along the way for some reason

Another one of those random conversations that loses it point but still remains hilarious regardless.

I might buy buy a knee cushion, and post pics of me wearing it. Wearing it to work, to sainsbury's, whilst driving my car (risky), whilst Ice skating and similar activities. Sort of like where's Wally. Guess where Sam will take it next....

 

[I predict a diet]

Another one of those random conversations that loses it point but still remains hilarious regardless.

I might buy buy a knee cushion, and post pics of me wearing it. Wearing it to work, to sainsbury's, whilst driving my car (risky), whilst Ice skating and similar activities. Sort of like where's Wally. Guess where Sam will take it next....

I will be very disappointed if you don't do this now! You could do something different each month and then print a calendar at the end of the year!

 

[Happy Holidays]

*apologies for treading on your thread..*

but Sam, and Michelle- did you get my pm responses today?
I sent them at work and was just looking on the messaging facility now. There is a green arrow which I think means I have replied, but there is nothing in my sent box?!
If not- basically- thank you both. Michelle- Sam pm'd me and I'm going to look out for them next time.

Again apologies for posting here but I don't know how to use this flipping thing apparently.

Yep I did

 

[lickthelid]

I will be very disappointed if you don't do this now! You could do something different each month and then print a calendar at the end of the year!

Oh I so could. I may just take my normal pillow and a belt to soft play today and get on the bouncy castle with it haha. Imagine the looks! I'm not sure I could bring myself to actually spend money on a knee cushion with a strap. It's like the worst kind if strap-on implement.....

Ok I'll see what I can manage

 

[MollyMolly]

Sexy though the strap on is, I'm thinking that a couple of 'chicken fillet' boobie enhancers tucked inside elasticated tube bandages might be more practical for midnight toilet trips, grown up cuddles and those unavoidable mercy dashes to poorly children in the night (possibly a little more comfortable too) ... nowhere near as stylish, obviously, but I'm now off to pitch it to Betterware

Loving the idea of a 'strap on' calendar I'm not sure I can wait a whole year to see the bouncy castle pics though!

 

[I predict a diet]

Sexy though the strap on is, I'm thinking that a couple of 'chicken fillet' boobie enhancers tucked inside elasticated tube bandages might be more practical for midnight toilet trips, grown up cuddles and those unavoidable mercy dashes to poorly children in the night (possibly a little more comfortable too) ... nowhere near as stylish, obviously, but I'm now off to pitch it to Betterware

Loving the idea of a 'strap on' calendar I'm not sure I can wait a whole year to see the bouncy castle pics though!

Smart thinking! You could so get a job designing stuff for bettaware!

I think we should get to see the monthly contributions as they happen. Purely to help choose which ones should go in the calendar you understand My hobby is photography so am willing to pop down once a month to do a photoshoot haha!

 

[MollyMolly]

I think we should get to see the monthly contributions as they happen. Purely to help choose which ones should go in the calendar you understand My hobby is photography so am willing to pop down once a month to do a photoshoot haha!

Oh absolutely! ... and I think that (in the interests of exhaustive product testing a la 'Which?') we should set Sam challenges in order to explore the full potential of the strap on - with yourself acting as official photographer at all times, so we have the widest possible choice of images

This could be groundbreaking research!!

 

[lickthelid]

Erm.....what? Eh?

 

[I predict a diet]

Erm.....what? Eh?

Just talking about you, don't worry yourself, it'll be fine! Honest guv

Sent from my smarter than me phone MiniMins.com App

 

[lickthelid]

Just talking about you, don't worry yourself, it'll be fine! Honest guv

Sent from my smarter than me phone MiniMins.com App

Oh ok. I'll just be over here. Worrying

 

[I predict a diet]

Oh ok. I'll just be over here. Worrying

Now I am worrying! You can come back now!

 

[lickthelid]

Haha I'm still here. Just woke up looking like I've been punched in the eye. Think there is something in there. I look horrendous.

I didn't manage the pillow at soft play. I feel I should apologise. I'm actually scared of where that might go, this calendar thing is an interesting concept but I may employ it another way....

 

[I predict a diet]

Haha I'm still here. Just woke up looking like I've been punched in the eye. Think there is something in there. I look horrendous.

I didn't manage the pillow at soft play. I feel I should apologise. I'm actually scared of where that might go, this calendar thing is an interesting concept but I may employ it another way....

Oh dear! I hope its not too sore!

I agree. I would hate you to disappear off here because you have been arrested! But, yes I am wondering about doing some sort of calendar even if its just to show myself the change each month. Problem is my confidence in front of a camera.


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[lickthelid]

That's a great idea!! You could call it shrinking violet haha. Then give everyone you know copies for Christmas.

Confidence is key though like you say. I hate hate hate having my picture taken. There are so few of me from when I was at my biggest!!

 

[I predict a diet]

That's a great idea!! You could call it shrinking violet haha. Then give everyone you know copies for Christmas.

Confidence is key though like you say. I hate hate hate having my picture taken. There are so few of me from when I was at my biggest!!

I have always hated photos of me no matter what size. I am either very unphotogenic or I really don't know what I look like... no idea, But the only photos I have of me since I was a teenager are my wedding photos. I do like those luckily!

May do some secret selfies in my photography studio......sorry, spare bedroom and see what happens over the year

 

[lickthelid]

Monday 13th Jan

Thank F for that!!

Its back. The mojo that is. I can just feel it, I'm not feeling all deprived and sulky any more. It may well be too late for this weeks wi but i'll do all I can. The post Xmas slump hit my attitude BAD. Now I feel better and brighter. Whoop.

 

[Scooter-boy]

Monday 13th Jan Thank F for that!! Its back. The mojo that is. I can just feel it, I'm not feeling all deprived and sulky any more. It may well be too late for this weeks wi but i'll do all I can. The post Xmas slump hit my attitude BAD. Now I feel better and brighter. Whoop.

WHOOP WHOOP GET IN THERE GIRL..... NICE ONE xx

 

[I predict a diet]

Monday 13th Jan

Thank F for that!!

Its back. The mojo that is. I can just feel it, I'm not feeling all deprived and sulky any more. It may well be too late for this weeks wi but i'll do all I can. The post Xmas slump hit my attitude BAD. Now I feel better and brighter. Whoop.

Yay! Very pleased to hear that!