LOL Shaz
How to lose a pound in the 10 minutes before WI by the girls over in CC'ing
1. Shave off all hair. Even the little baby blonde hairs that no one sees except yourself on your tummy
2. Trim finger and toenails.
3. Remove all jewelry, metal hip joins and pacemakers
4. And most importantly, breathe OUT when stepping on the scales
I might put that on my fridge!!!! :8855:
This is a kind of semi-related funny story I've just remembered. My uncle is one of those tall bulky sorts. Not fat of anything, but tall and well built. However we went down on holiday to stay with his mum and family in Italy for 3 months and when he came back he'd put on 3 stone from all the lovely homemade food! So he was dragged along to slimming world with his wife, got his first weigh in and all was dandy. The next week he went and he had lost 12lb, he got a slimmer of the week certificate, everyone was asking him how he did it and a little 'slimmer of the week' trophy. He too embarrassed to tell them that the only reason he lost so much weight from his first WI was because he'd forgot to take his ipod, wallet, keys, coins and work phone out his pockets when he got weighed. So everyone was treating him like the second coming of the lord of weight loss when inf act he'd just been a silly biscuit and probably lost bugger all!
This is a kind of semi-related funny story I've just remembered. My uncle is one of those tall bulky sorts. Not fat of anything, but tall and well built. However we went down on holiday to stay with his mum and family in Italy for 3 months and when he came back he'd put on 3 stone from all the lovely homemade food! So he was dragged along to slimming world with his wife, got his first weigh in and all was dandy. The next week he went and he had lost 12lb, he got a slimmer of the week certificate, everyone was asking him how he did it and a little 'slimmer of the week' trophy. He too embarrassed to tell them that the only reason he lost so much weight from his first WI was because he'd forgot to take his ipod, wallet, keys, coins and work phone out his pockets when he got weighed. So everyone was treating him like the second coming of the lord of weight loss when inf act he'd just been a silly biscuit and probably lost bugger all!
Hahahahahahaha. Why do men carry so much shizzle in there pockets?
Hahahahahahaha. Why do men carry so much shizzle in there pockets?
Because they're not packing much else