Lurker Turned Poster Due To Rainbow Rose's Diary - Time to start my own diary

MinnieMel said:
Pookie got up this morning and was about to step on her scale when Ziggy jumped upon it them proactively, because he was afraid of the potential screams. He knew Pooks had a set of lungs in her because...

One day Pookie arrived in Minis and found she couldn't access RainbowRose's diary. Pookie then threw a tantrum and gave an Oscar winning performance in the style of Veruca Salt and poor Ziggy ran away to find a safer, quieter, friendlier home with Squeezyweezy. But then to Ziggy's dismay.... Squeezy did not have Internet and he needed to order some cat food, so he hacked into the neighbor's wifi -

And placed his order:

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But the delivery guy dropped the bag and Ziggy went on a binge:


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But, from having watched Pooks in action he knew what to do:



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However, after his workout, Ziggy...
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...wandered up to scotland to seek out Rose and deliver a message from pookie. However when he arrived, he didn't like the sounds coming from rose's front room with some dude called andre..he ran off, shocked and scared, he hadn't heard that type of language since squeezy and tranqs were on a ladies night out in december, he ran back towards pookie's hometown, and dicovered that pookie had...
 
Made a bonfire out of the entire towns stock of scales in her front garden! Ziggy was feeling a bit nippy so sat down next to pooks and toasted marshmallows on the fire. All of a sudden they both heard a noise...
 
Squeezyweezy said:
Made a bonfire out of the entire towns stock of scales in her front garden! Ziggy was feeling a bit nippy so sat down next to pooks and toasted marshmallows on the fire. All of a sudden they both heard a noise...
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..it was the sound of the pole being dragged along the garden path, with ribbons attached to it, like a maypole..squeezy, tranqs and mel appeared to be struggling, so Rose put her handbag down and gave them a hand..eventually! Pookie became very excited when she noticed that...
 
RainbowRose said:
..it was the sound of the pole being dragged along the garden path, with ribbons attached to it, like a maypole..squeezy, tranqs and mel appeared to be struggling, so Rose put her handbag down and gave them a hand..eventually! Pookie became very excited when she noticed that...
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Ziggy had climbed to the top of the pole and cracked open the champers! Opposable thumbs! Just as she was cheering and holding out her glass, Tranqs emptied her bag of tricks all over the floor and...
 
Squeezyweezy said:
Ziggy had climbed to the top of the pole and cracked open the champers! Opposable thumbs! Just as she was cheering and holding out her glass, Tranqs emptied her bag of tricks all over the floor and...
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found that Rose had stashed her shoplifting from Ann Summers in Tranqs Mary Poppins like bag, along with her Chippendales video when Rosie was lifted on to the stage to perform, Squeezy rushed into Pookie's house to see if there was an antique video player so the girls could all gather round and watch as Rose.................
 
tranquility said:
found that Rose had stashed her shoplifting from Ann Summers in Tranqs Mary Poppins like bag, along with her Chippendales video when Rosie was lifted on to the stage to perform, Squeezy rushed into Pookie's house to see if there was an antique video player so the girls could all gather round and watch as Rose.................
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strut her stuff to an audience of one, who just happened to be...
 
RainbowRose said:
strut her stuff to an audience of one, who just happened to be...
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Pookie wearing an early prototype Andre/Artem fusion costume; Rose blushed furiously and tried to exit stage left but was stopped by........
 
RainbowRose said:
..a hunky security guard, flashing his teeth,, Rosie, he exclaimed..long time no see. rosie giggled and...
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became all unnecessary as she realised it was Artem's older and hunkier brother Alexander known to his friends as Sasha. Rosie suddenly wanted to be one of those friends and offered him her month's supply of Whole Nut as in those days Russia was still behind the Iron Curtain and chocolate was a form of hard currency; somehow Artem's dance lessons had to be paid for as he had been expelled from the Bolshoi for touching up the principal male dancer during rehearsals. Rosie was sad about the Whole Nut but waltzed off with Sasha to the nearest Berni Inn where they.........
 
tranquility said:
became all unnecessary as she realised it was Artem's older and hunkier brother Alexander known to his friends as Sasha. Rosie suddenly wanted to be one of those friends and offered him her month's supply of Whole Nut as in those days Russia was still behind the Iron Curtain and chocolate was a form of hard currency; somehow Artem's dance lessons had to be paid for as he had been expelled from the Bolshoi for touching up the principal male dancer during rehearsals. Rosie was sad about the Whole Nut but waltzed off with Sasha to the nearest Berni Inn where they.........
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..had the 'deal of the day'..then ordered some food too!!..Rosie suddenly remembered to phone pookie, to tell her...
 
RainbowRose said:
..had the 'deal of the day'..then ordered some food too!!..Rosie suddenly remembered to phone pookie, to tell her...
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that once again Rainbow Rose had abandoned her to run off with a main to a posh hotel on the mainland and didn't know how long she would be away but that she promised to look after the pole once she had ..............
 
tranquility said:
that once again Rainbow Rose had abandoned her to run off with a main to a posh hotel on the mainland and didn't know how long she would be away but that she promised to look after the pole once she had ..............
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Removed all the beet root and chocolate stains tho what was she to do with the ......
 
Dawnejoy said:
Removed all the beet root and chocolate stains tho what was she to do with the ......
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.. chains and handcuffs, she had no idea..then she thought of her friend Willie the welder!..got his number from tranqs wee black book...and took out her mobile, only to discover that...
 
RainbowRose said:
family size wholenut bar...she had a naughty idea....
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She nipped round to Squeezy's and borrowed her Yankee Candles tart burner and placed chunks of whole nut in the top and waited for it to melt then turned around to Sasha and said ................
 
tranquility said:
She nipped round to Squeezy's and borrowed her Yankee Candles tart burner and placed chunks of whole nut in the top and waited for it to melt then turned around to Sasha and said ................
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..please tell me the smell of charred chocolate 'does it for you' too..he smiled, shrugged his shoulders, and said...
 
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