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[Isobel1965]

Maybe I should engage brain before fingers

S

Typical blurke!! LMTO!!!!!!

 

[jason0411]

Right you bunch of Homo's.

Time to Blokeee.

No more male beauty bollox.
Throw out all your new mamby pamby trendy and smart clothes.
One pair of stale smelling jeans and a sweat stained tee shirt only in the wardroab please. Get them old pongy trainers out of the bin.
Replace the Gay soft bog roll with a nice rough roll of sand paper.
Dont need soap in the bathroom just a bit of brillo, this will also get rid of the need to shave if you rub hard enough.
dental hygiene is very important especially when in ketosis so a nice bottle of neat dettol to gargle should do.
No need for girlie deodorant as women get turned on by that manly sent from your arm pits.
Oh and don't forget the bitches like to be treated mean so no more mr Nice Guy.

 

[Professor]

Thank god, im not alone!

 

[Isobel1965]

Oooh Jason and the Prof - I've gone all weak at the knees!!

Quick - chuck me your ironing!! I've gone all girly!!!






(*hehe*)

 

[kazz]

But REAL men dont wear clothes that have been ironed....they like the 'just got out of the washing machine' look...

 

[Isobel1965]

But REAL men dont wear clothes that have been ironed....they like the 'just got out of the washing machine' look...

Can you fit a real man into a washing machine? hehe

 

[kazz]

depends on how flexible he is.....

 

[olijames]

Maybe I should engage brain before fingers

S

Hey Steve...you and the rest of the male population hun!

thought you'd all appreciate the pink!

May I say GUYS, this thread would be non existent without the female touch...TEE TOTTY HEE!

 

[Isobel1965]

depends on how flexible he is.....

Ooh I like em bendy!

 

[jason0411]

Thought you girls prefered a bit of rigidity

 

[olijames]

The bendier the better....remember stretch armstrong.....gives new meaning to 'stress balls'

 

[jason0411]

But poor old stretch didn't even have balls bless him.

 

[kazz]

Thought you girls prefered a bit of rigidity

Rigidity in the right place, but a bit of flexibility with it goes a looooong way....

 

[Isobel1965]

Thought you girls prefered a bit of rigidity

LMTO! Jason!! YOUNG MAN!!! I need to go have a little lie-down now!!!

 

[jason0411]

Raahrrrr Now we are talking the same language.

Rigidity in the right place, but a bit of flexibility with it goes a looooong way....

 

[kazz]

Raahrrrr Now we are talking the same language.

Now you know thats not true....men could never understand what women actually mean...

 

[jason0411]

Huh Don't understand now.

 

[kazz]

Huh Don't understand now.

My point exactly

 

[jason0411]

Yeah but who needs to understand women as long as you can enjoy their company and beauty who gives a F....

 

[kazz]

Yeah but who needs to understand women as long as you can enjoy their company and beauty who gives a F....

PMSL....and who needs to understand blokes as long as they do wat they're told