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Isis
Ancient Egypt Nut!
kazz
Gold Member
Anyone on this mad thread up for a Liverpool meet! 29th December..the gloves are off!! (JOKE!)
I wanna go but I wont be able to.....not fair!!!!
Isis
Ancient Egypt Nut!
Now then now then. What's all this? Someone getting teased and sloping off in a huff? Obviously can't detect the subtle nuances of the female psyche
Or is it that they just can't come to terms with having the mick taken out of them?
Hoped you would drop in Mrs D !!!!!
FatFairNForty(ish)
Gold Member
Any of you chaps up for coming to the South Coast at the end of January meet to keep Lee company/hold his hand? (sorry- off topic I know but as you asked if there were blokeys coming I thought it might help to ask on here )
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Brad0053
Silver Member
What the heck has happened. I go away for the night and when I come back I find a bunch of fluffy, scented girlies have invaded the virtual rugby pitch which is Nick's thread. Mmmmmm
Not only that but they have been baiting my new best mate Jason and what is worse, some people have been discussing beauty products on here, knowing that women would read it.....oh dear... oh dear
Fear not my masculine partners (not in the biblical sense of course ), the very hairy Brad is back in town to restore order.
So, this is a blooooooooke thread for blokes to talk about bloke things. Now, being a real bloke, I don't understand the first thing about what are they again, oh yeah, women. And as a real bloke, I have never even tried to either. But, for those confused, if you can't strip down an engine of a ford escort (XR3i of course), chances are you shave your legs (no, not you Jason ) and you are therefore a girlie.
If you cry when you are happy, change your underwear daily and iron your tea towels (although never quite sure what they are for, I don't do kitchens), chances are you also go to the toilet with your best mates when you are out and dance round you handbag - thereby definitely making you a soft, vulnerable irrational girly girly girl.
Now, you can stay using this tread, if there is no more talk about the best hair straighteners on the market and do we think Emmerdale is better now or when it was a Farm. We don't know, we don't even wash our hair and we are too busy tidying sheds to watch the telly.
Phew..........Standards restored......
Oh, get me a brew love
Not only that but they have been baiting my new best mate Jason and what is worse, some people have been discussing beauty products on here, knowing that women would read it.....oh dear... oh dear
Fear not my masculine partners (not in the biblical sense of course
), the very hairy Brad is back in town to restore order.So, this is a blooooooooke thread for blokes to talk about bloke things. Now, being a real bloke, I don't understand the first thing about what are they again, oh yeah, women. And as a real bloke, I have never even tried to either. But, for those confused, if you can't strip down an engine of a ford escort (XR3i of course), chances are you shave your legs (no, not you Jason
) and you are therefore a girlie.If you cry when you are happy, change your underwear daily and iron your tea towels (although never quite sure what they are for, I don't do kitchens), chances are you also go to the toilet with your best mates when you are out and dance round you handbag - thereby definitely making you a soft, vulnerable irrational girly girly girl.
Now, you can stay using this tread, if there is no more talk about the best hair straighteners on the market and do we think Emmerdale is better now or when it was a Farm. We don't know, we don't even wash our hair and we are too busy tidying sheds to watch the telly.
Phew..........Standards restored......
Oh, get me a brew love
Summerskye
Gold Member
Yeay Brad! Essex Man Supreme!
Top man Bread I was getting bullied by all those nasty girls out there I'm glad I got some backup at last.
Cheers Buddy.
Cheers Buddy.
What the heck has happened. I go away for the night and when I come back I find a bunch of fluffy, scented girlies have invaded the virtual rugby pitch which is Nick's thread. Mmmmmm
Not only that but they have been baiting my new best mate Jason and what is worse, some people have been discussing beauty products on here, knowing that women would read it.....oh dear... oh dear
Fear not my masculine partners (not in the biblical sense of course
So, this is a blooooooooke thread for blokes to talk about bloke things. Now, being a real bloke, I don't understand the first thing about what are they again, oh yeah, women. And as a real bloke, I have never even tried to either. But, for those confused, if you can't strip down an engine of a ford escort (XR3i of course), chances are you shave your legs (no, not you Jason
If you cry when you are happy, change your underwear daily and iron your tea towels (although never quite sure what they are for, I don't do kitchens), chances are you also go to the toilet with your best mates when you are out and dance round you handbag - thereby definitely making you a soft, vulnerable irrational girly girly girl.
Now, you can stay using this tread, if there is no more talk about the best hair straighteners on the market and do we think Emmerdale is better now or when it was a Farm. We don't know, we don't even wash our hair and we are too busy tidying sheds to watch the telly.
Phew..........Standards restored......
Oh, get me a brew love
MadamDotty
Back again!
Just poking my nose in, in a non-threatening girly way, to say loving this post. Good to have a larf first thing in the morning
I was having a laugh all yesterday afternoon and then again when i got home. I do like the banter but these women just don't understand how weak and vunerable us men can be.I cried myself to sleep last night cos of them nasty Girls picking on me.
Had to have a huge Hine VSOP to console myself.
FatFairNForty(ish)
Gold Member
I cried myself to sleep last night cos of them nasty Girls picking on me.
Had to have a huge Hine VSOP to console myself.
Awww poor wee poppet..
Ahh.. I see... coping strategy... hit the bottle and blame the girlies! Typical!
