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Isobel1965
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Ah - harmony has been restored between the sexes - for now lol!
Just to boost the male ego even further....
this is a list off the top of my head about things I love about blurkes:-
* the ability to join in my recitation of a Monty Python sketch (inc better funny voices than I do)
* the sheer physical skill involved in putting up shelves or fixing stuff I've broken
* the manly way they're not scared of the mechanics in the garage (and the way they pay less in there)
* the ability to stop eating when they're full and refuse chocolate (all the more for meeee)
* the big hug they offer at the end of a horridable day when I feel horridable
* the ability to make cuppa teas appear as if by magic when my fav telly show is on the box
* the willingness to jump into the soft play with the kids when I've got an extremely interesting chick mag to read
* the energy and dedication it takes to keep me happy (hehe)
Boyz - I just luv em!
Any additions, ladies??
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(Feel free, gentlemen, to reel off a list of things you luff about us girlies heeeheeee)
Just to boost the male ego even further....
this is a list off the top of my head about things I love about blurkes:-
* the ability to join in my recitation of a Monty Python sketch (inc better funny voices than I do)
* the sheer physical skill involved in putting up shelves or fixing stuff I've broken
* the manly way they're not scared of the mechanics in the garage (and the way they pay less in there)
* the ability to stop eating when they're full and refuse chocolate (all the more for meeee)
* the big hug they offer at the end of a horridable day when I feel horridable
* the ability to make cuppa teas appear as if by magic when my fav telly show is on the box
* the willingness to jump into the soft play with the kids when I've got an extremely interesting chick mag to read
* the energy and dedication it takes to keep me happy (hehe)
Boyz - I just luv em!
Any additions, ladies??
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(Feel free, gentlemen, to reel off a list of things you luff about us girlies heeeheeee)
Brad0053
Silver Member
Brad0053
Silver Member
Isobel1965
Gold Member
Now - you just know that I chose my words really carefully then and avoided the term 'girlie mag'!!! LMTO!!!
Not in a softplay, darling - only lower shelf literature in public!
teeheee
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Not in a softplay, darling - only lower shelf literature in public!
teeheee
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Isobel1965
Gold Member
Brad0053
Silver Member
Go and have a shower, then, Brad!
I told ya, I'm a bloke. I am not scheduled to have my next shower until Friday.
I will have a proper wash tomorrow though.
Summerskye
Gold Member
You forgot one other thing about why we love blurkes, Isobel:
Their unparralled ability to take out the rubbish in all weathers, somehow manage to squish all the black plastic bags into the wheelie bin - AND close the lid! Genius!
Their unparralled ability to take out the rubbish in all weathers, somehow manage to squish all the black plastic bags into the wheelie bin - AND close the lid! Genius!
FatFairNForty(ish)
Gold Member
hmmm...
* the sheer physical skill involved in putting up shelves or fixing stuff I've broken
* the manly way they're not scared of the mechanics in the garage (and the way they pay less in there)
* the ability to make cuppa teas appear as if by magic when my fav telly show is on the box
* the willingness to jump into the soft play with the kids when I've got an extremely interesting chick mag to read
Their unparralled ability to take out the rubbish in all weathers, somehow manage to squish all the black plastic bags into the wheelie bin - AND close the lid! Genius!
... and all those who don't have a bloke at their beck and call ? ... we do all of those things ourselves... you'll need to think of some more Isobel & Summer...
* the sheer physical skill involved in putting up shelves or fixing stuff I've broken
* the manly way they're not scared of the mechanics in the garage (and the way they pay less in there)
* the ability to make cuppa teas appear as if by magic when my fav telly show is on the box
* the willingness to jump into the soft play with the kids when I've got an extremely interesting chick mag to read
Their unparralled ability to take out the rubbish in all weathers, somehow manage to squish all the black plastic bags into the wheelie bin - AND close the lid! Genius!
... and all those who don't have a bloke at their beck and call ? ... we do all of those things ourselves... you'll need to think of some more Isobel & Summer...
Summerskye
Gold Member
Ah yes - but why have a dog and bark yourself eh FFF?
FatFairNForty(ish)
Gold Member
Ah yes - but why have a dog and bark yourself eh FFF?
because some dogs go off with other bitches....
Summerskye
Gold Member
because some dogs go off with other bitches....
Don't they just need feeding, watering, a bit of exercise and being regularly stroked to keep them happy - or am I being a little naive here?
FatFairNForty(ish)
Gold Member
Don't they just need feeding, watering, a bit of exercise and being regularly stroked to keep them happy - or am I being a little naive here?
exceptionally naive ... that suggests that their choice to go off with other bitches is the fault or lacking within their original "owner" to meet their basic needs... it's important to realise that not all dogs are faithful... just as not all are unfaithful..
...at this point I shall bow out of this discussion...
Summerskye
Gold Member
Oh bugger! Back to the drawing board then *lol*
DQ
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Summerskye
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