I've got one of those non stick pans with a red dot in the middle and the trick is to really heat the pan well, until the dot goes black, then you show your steak the pan! Yum! <Vicky and I like ours rarer than rare...>
As for all this alcohol talk, I shall simply close my pious eyes and move on... (talk about the "born again" attitude!!)... <Dukan does not allow any alcohol... but, if you must, vodka and diet coke is best option - wine has too many carbs>
As for putting in some extra PPs because you're feeling bloated, nah! That's not a great idea! Find your rhythm and stick to it so if you're alternating PPs and PVs, keep at it... any "gain" on a PV day is purely water, and it's real life, and you'll find you've less problem in the old constipation department!
Otherwise, ref. hen night - sounds VERY possible if you can stick to the straight and narrow. 1K a week is the average loss on Cruise I believe with no slip ups... extra exercise might see you get the 3lbs...
I see your little one isn't very old... can I presume your doctor is OK with your doing this sort of a diet? Sorry to be a killjoy there but only thinking of your health...
PS - love your sense of humour!