Notlongnow - diary of a past self sabotager - no more though!

[Zest for Life]

me too and suddenly got a big headache - thought I was sailing through but clearly not!! Teach me to pretend to have a life - ok lesson learnt - promise I wont do it again.

Take some codeine my best friend is codeine I love the stuff, the only painkiller that touches my headaches! Xxx
Hard isn't it?! I'm just really hungry today yesterday was the same xxx

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[notlongnow]

OMG just been shown an article in the daily mail by Samantha Brick - I saw it online so check it out there - sounds like he's a Mr Grey & she's completely mad! - he weighs her in case she puts on weight, she cooks 2 homecooked meals for him everyday, massages his head and neck with lavender oil before his afternoon nap - its hysterical - I am obviously such a bad wifey as I fail on every single count but thank god - I couldnt bear to live like her!!!!

 

[Zest for Life]

OMG just been shown an article in the daily mail by Samantha Brick - I saw it online so check it out there - sounds like he's a Mr Grey & she's completely mad! - he weighs her in case she puts on weight, she cooks 2 homecooked meals for him everyday, massages his head and neck with lavender oil before his afternoon nap - its hysterical - I am obviously such a bad wifey as I fail on every single count but thank god - I couldnt bear to live like her!!!!

I'll check it out. Who is she? Xxx

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[Zest for Life]

OMG just been shown an article in the daily mail by Samantha Brick - I saw it online so check it out there - sounds like he's a Mr Grey & she's completely mad! - he weighs her in case she puts on weight, she cooks 2 homecooked meals for him everyday, massages his head and neck with lavender oil before his afternoon nap - its hysterical - I am obviously such a bad wifey as I fail on every single count but thank god - I couldnt bear to live like her!!!!

Oh and RK, daily mail is a tabloid paper... A bit like the sun and daily star, but with less pictures xxx

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[notlongnow]

Don't know but I remember her doing an article saying that she was so beautiful that other women hate her & men are forever buying her flowers & champagne etc etc. same friend made me read that one too - think she gots loads of hate mail as she was so full of herself & in the picture that accompanied it she didn't look all that she was cracked up to be!

 

[Zest for Life]

Don't know but I remember her doing an article saying that she was so beautiful that other women hate her & men are forever buying her flowers & champagne etc etc. same friend made me read that one too - think she gots loads of hate mail as she was so full of herself & in the picture that accompanied it she didn't look all that she was cracked up to be!

I'll have a looksy xxx

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[Zest for Life]

Freind request not accepted. Do I need to be 11.7 then ay!??? X

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[notlongnow]

Freind request not accepted. Do I need to be 11.7 then ay!??? X

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What u mean not accepted - I just did you a MSG on yr diary just checking it's you not another one of RKM crazy stalker friends!!! Is KW right - like the singer back in the day but not quite!!!

 

[Zest for Life]

What u mean not accepted - I just did you a MSG on yr diary just checking it's you not another one of RKM crazy stalker friends!!! Is KW right - like the singer back in the day but not quite!!!

Haha yes, the my surname suits me lol xxx

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[Rkmriddell]

I'm maybe hungry cos totm? Ususly eat about half my months calories in that four days xxx

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You are def hungry cause of totm. I could eat my own body weight three times over throughout the week leading up to totm and the week itself!!! C

 

[Rkmriddell]

OMG just been shown an article in the daily mail by Samantha Brick - I saw it online so check it out there - sounds like he's a Mr Grey & she's completely mad! - he weighs her in case she puts on weight, she cooks 2 homecooked meals for him everyday, massages his head and neck with lavender oil before his afternoon nap - its hysterical - I am obviously such a bad wifey as I fail on every single count but thank god - I couldnt bear to live like her!!!!

Is this that girl who thinks she's gorgeous that's been all over the papers? The blonde one? Cor I won't even shave my legs when hubby moans haha x

 

[Rkmriddell]

Oh and RK, daily mail is a tabloid paper... A bit like the sun and daily star, but with less pictures xxx

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PMSL feck off x there's loads of pictures on the app x

 

[Rkmriddell]

Haha yes, the my surname suits me lol xxx

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It does x

 

[notlongnow]

Is this that girl who thinks she's gorgeous that's been all over the papers? The blonde one? Cor I won't even shave my legs when hubby moans haha x

Yes that's her - read today's one - I'm sorely lacking in the good wife front obviously!! Zesty been very quiet on this so think secretly she the perfect wife!!!!

 

[Zest for Life]

Yes that's her - read today's one - I'm sorely lacking in the good wife front obviously!! Zesty been very quiet on this so think secretly she the perfect wife!!!!

Lol, no I'm not haha!

It's just I don't like all this beatching about gorgeous women, we can't help being beautiful you know lol xxx

Joke!!!! Xxx

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[notlongnow]

Pmsl - You two are keeping me sane and keeping me from massive SOH failure so thanks for that xxxxx

 

[Zest for Life]

Pmsl - You two are keeping me sane and keeping me from massive SOH failure so thanks for that xxxxx

Sane??!!! Lol, xxx

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[notlongnow]

Well all things are relative you know!!!! Can u imagine what I'd be like without an outlet ....... Getting fatter I do suspect!!

 

[Zest for Life]

Well all things are relative you know!!!! Can u imagine what I'd be like without an outlet ....... Getting fatter I do suspect!!

Yeah!!!
I 100% would not have stuck to it without you guys xxx

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[notlongnow]

So survived the roast chicken and cauliflower cheese - have cleaned up v quickly so no temptation to pick. Hubby not back til later so needed it all cleared away and safe!!!! (and breathe!!!!)

Really hoping ketosis here tomorrow - not sure I'll last another day like today..............