*In my best Vicki Pollard voice* Yeah...but...no....but yeah! This thread's hilarious.:8855:how did I miss it? It's no wonder the "men" (am using inverted commas as I'm not sure they actually exist) are 70% less likely to have more than one sexual partner in a year compared to "normal" men what with all the STI's and erectile dysfunction. And isn't monogamy a good thing