like most i have all the same hang ups....am i the biggest in the room, wanting to go to "normal" shops, chaffing thighs, bingo wings, bagel belly, kankles, bum like a disco ball, the list goes on!!!
i work nights in an office and i swear when it quiet i can hear my arse spread!!!
:8855::8855: That was sooooooo funny! lol
Hellooooooooo Helen

You found us!

Welcome to the team, tis good to have another nutter aboard! lol With an opening post like your's you'll fit right in

lol It was good chatting wth you last night

I completely lost track of time

It was soooooo late

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Capricorn - well done on the loss chuck. You're going great guns

I only whirl my knickers round my head after a good dip in the vodka bath though

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well i'm in shock but i have lost 9lbs this week,woo hoo, i must of lost it out of my purse lol

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OMG OMG OMG!!!



Ok own up, which limb did you have lopped off?

That's flipping amazing! Well done you :clap::clap: I'm gobsmacked

We need to know your secret formula..............now! lol
thought i'd pop in and check you hadnt all gone clean or conservative...
I can't see that ever happening Karen................fank the lord! LOL It's great to have a lark about
Hope your mini meltdown is now history and you're back on the SW waggon
Well I've had Starving bloody Marvin here all day

Managed to fight him off with a melon though

I can feel a bag of Velvet crunch coming on though

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Just had a text off Patsy...........the greedy bugger has just eaten a 7 course......yes 7 course

meal and at the captains table no less. AND apart from the fact that she's not fallen off her shoes yet, (but she will! :giggle

she's wearing a rather eye popping dress! lol Her husband.......and the Captain are currently with the ships doctor getting their blood pressure checked! :8855: