blackwidow
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some of them need more than a dig in the ribs Lyd I can tell you that much 
wheres first on the list then Helen? Leeds is pretty damn nice like.. its a good shopping city if your daughter likes shopping
Twigs, nothing can beat last weekend - however was at my da's this weekend so there was lots of food and alcohol involved plus a big ridiculous drama
basically, everyone in pembroke knows everyone else, and so you cant sneeze without someone telling someone you did (+ twisting it into something completely untrue). My dads just agreed to work for a mate of his (Mike, 42, going on 22 - still lives and acts like a student so we get on really well) and Mikes just bought the house next door to the pub (beautiful house - 5 bed victorian - all bedrooms have ensuites, and theres a granny flat at bottom of massive garden too - only £220k - wtf?!) and Dad and Di were lets say.. "at it :jelous:" so i went down the pub early to save me losing my lunch, and Mike said he'd bought this house and I said could i have a look so we went across for 10 mins or so to have a look then came back. Di's ex husband Bobby was in pub (Mike used to be his boss, and also his gf's boss, but sacked gf cause she was stealing from company, so of course Mike is obv the bad guy) so Bobby waited until my dad got there, and told my dad that i'd been holding Mikes hand in the pub, throwing myself all over him and then we disappeared for OVER AN HOUR to Mikes house.
So Bobby would think my dad would confront Mike and smack him, but instead, he waited until we got home and smacked me instead. Gave me a cool back hander across the face and told me i'd shamed him and did i think it was acceptable to be sleeping with his boss and making it totally obvious so that the whole of Pembroke knows.. so of course absolutely fuming at my dad that he would believe his new wifes EX HUSBAND (who is a complete tw*t and better stay outta my way) or believe his own daughter..
and to make things worse, hes not said a WORD to mike! I'm also a bit upset because Mike is MASSIVE.. and not that i'm shallow or anything but 1) have a boyfriend already, and 2) if i was going to stray, it would be for someone who was about 12 stone lighter.. because when i say massive, i mean MAHOOSIVE - easily 26/27stone.. he can barely breathe hes so heavy.. and he smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and obviously eats for 10.. i'm not seeing much thats pulling me in tbh.. but still, fuming.. and my face hurts a bit this morning#
so then after my dad smacked me, he asks me how much my train fare is and that he'd pay it. So i lied and told him it was 200 instead of 150 git can buy me a new outfit for hitting me for no reason
and Di didnt even stand up for me.. i told her everything that happened and she listened and everything and she just let him hit me!
anyway, off to lectures.. will fill in rest later..
oh btw, lost 2lbs but still up 4 from brum.. boo!
wheres first on the list then Helen? Leeds is pretty damn nice like.. its a good shopping city if your daughter likes shopping
Twigs, nothing can beat last weekend - however was at my da's this weekend so there was lots of food and alcohol involved plus a big ridiculous drama
basically, everyone in pembroke knows everyone else, and so you cant sneeze without someone telling someone you did (+ twisting it into something completely untrue). My dads just agreed to work for a mate of his (Mike, 42, going on 22 - still lives and acts like a student so we get on really well) and Mikes just bought the house next door to the pub (beautiful house - 5 bed victorian - all bedrooms have ensuites, and theres a granny flat at bottom of massive garden too - only £220k - wtf?!) and Dad and Di were lets say.. "at it :jelous:" so i went down the pub early to save me losing my lunch, and Mike said he'd bought this house and I said could i have a look so we went across for 10 mins or so to have a look then came back. Di's ex husband Bobby was in pub (Mike used to be his boss, and also his gf's boss, but sacked gf cause she was stealing from company, so of course Mike is obv the bad guy) so Bobby waited until my dad got there, and told my dad that i'd been holding Mikes hand in the pub, throwing myself all over him and then we disappeared for OVER AN HOUR to Mikes house.
So Bobby would think my dad would confront Mike and smack him, but instead, he waited until we got home and smacked me instead. Gave me a cool back hander across the face and told me i'd shamed him and did i think it was acceptable to be sleeping with his boss and making it totally obvious so that the whole of Pembroke knows.. so of course absolutely fuming at my dad that he would believe his new wifes EX HUSBAND (who is a complete tw*t and better stay outta my way
) or believe his own daughter..and to make things worse, hes not said a WORD to mike! I'm also a bit upset because Mike is MASSIVE.. and not that i'm shallow or anything but 1) have a boyfriend already, and 2) if i was going to stray, it would be for someone who was about 12 stone lighter.. because when i say massive, i mean MAHOOSIVE - easily 26/27stone.. he can barely breathe hes so heavy.. and he smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and obviously eats for 10.. i'm not seeing much thats pulling me in tbh.. but still, fuming.. and my face hurts a bit this morning
#so then after my dad smacked me, he asks me how much my train fare is and that he'd pay it. So i lied and told him it was 200 instead of 150
git can buy me a new outfit for hitting me for no reason and Di didnt even stand up for me.. i told her everything that happened and she listened and everything and she just let him hit me!
anyway, off to lectures.. will fill in rest later..
oh btw, lost 2lbs but still up 4 from brum.. boo!
