Ridiculous Rhymes and Limerics!

[magickmel]

Nice one Julie !

Sonya - so true what you say so poetically about this site !

 

[Geri]

There once was a girl named sonkie,
who said she weighed the same as a Donkey!
When this I read
fell out of my bed
Coz I was laughing so much!!

hahahha sonkie, you are truly mad!


These are great everyone, keep them coming

 

[sonkie]

There once was a girl named sonkie,
who said she weighed the same as a Donkey!
When this I read
fell out of my bed
Coz I was laughing so much!!

hahahha sonkie, you are truly mad!


These are great everyone, keep them coming

LMAO.....PMSL....LOL.....ROFL

I like your version sooooooo funny !

 

[sonkie]

There was a young lady called Dizzy,
Who went to the gym to keep busy,
She puffed and she panted,
for this she was granted,
So lets all now call her Whizzy.



For you Dizzy Im guessing you are at the gym....!

 

[sonkie]

There was a young lady called Geri,
Who went to france on a ferry,
She bought loads of wine,
Which tasted mighty fine,
When she got back she was singing and merry.........hic!


Hope you like......just for you Geri

 

[Geri]

ROFL
that's great - you truly have a talent there, bit like myself pmsl

Thankyou

 

[dizzy-n-mizzy]

There was a young lady called Dizzy,
Who went to the gym to keep busy,
She puffed and she panted,
for this she was granted,
So lets all now call her Whizzy.



For you Dizzy Im guessing you are at the gym....!

Thanks Sonkie Mate!

Love them all guys, need to get my creative head on if I'm gonna join in.

Shame the gym was closed though. I'm just gonna have to sit here in my gym kit tonight... shame

Whizzy Dizzy x

 

[sonkie]

We wait for your rhyme whizzy dizzy.......or does dizzy whizzy sound better ....hhhhmmmmmmm

 

[AmandaJayne]

If you're reading this thread
And you think in your head,
"I can't rhyme or tell silly songs.":cry:
Just write a first line,
The rest'll soon come, it'll be fine,
And soon you will prove yourself wrong!

Come on all you closet poets, I know you're out there! Have a go, you know you want to!

 

[magickmel]

Minimins is the place to be
For struggling people like you and me
One day we will be healthy and slim
If we stop eating chocolate on a whim
We can come here and tell our woes
And smile as all our weight goes !