Size 10 screaming to get out!!

Oh, well if that's the only reason then it doesn't matter as I would spay any animal anyway. I wondered if it was something to do with humping or their strange penises or something...?? xx
 
LMAO no don't think so
 
Oh, well if that's the only reason then it doesn't matter as I would spay any animal anyway. I wondered if it was something to do with humping or their strange penises or something...?? xx

HAHAHA that's what I was thinking! That is hilarious. My dad actually prefers female dogs because it's less "disgusting" to rub the dog's belly. ROFL.

Stay strong on the food temptation and congrats on the unofficial 9st 9 lb! :clap:
 
Lovin' the unofficial WI....fingers crossed it stays that way for you chick. Puppy sounds sooooooo cute too- hope you get to see him and can then feed us with puppy photos xx
 
Oh dear.

Number of steak and chips consumed: 1
Number of puddings consumed: 0.5 (well done)
Number of champagnes: 1.5
Number of Sauvingnon Blancs: far too may
Number of horrible Hocks as only alcohol left at Kim's: 2
Number of disgusting B&H: 8
Number of times I have been sick this morning: 1
Number of times I got cramp during sex last night: 3
Number of atrocious photos of me on Facebook to de-tag: 2
Number of paracetomol taken: still waiting for some :(
 
Grrr, what annoys me about last night was the terrible restaurant. You wait all week for a meal you know is going to impact on your weight loss and it's got crap service, a "blue" steak that was practically well done (can't handle this at all), is over-priced, you're sat in a weird side room with gaudy curtains and carpet and there's barely any choice on the menu. I won't be going back there that's for sure. Although the ginger and lemon cheesecake with passion fruit coulis was good ;) (gotta get a bit of food porn in there somewhere!!). And sounds kind of good for my cold (although same can't be said for the revolting fags, bleurgh). I suffered this morning and truly know what people mean when they say that drinking without knocking yourself out of ketosis first is bad. On the plus side though, some wine and food came back up this morning - lost the calories again yay!! There's no way I could ever be bulimic though...

I almost seriously considered this morning sticking to the non-drinking lifestyle!! xx
 
Oh and I'm definitely back on it today. Even if I wasn't dieting, a meal replacement bar and a Coke zero would be a welcome breakfast in any event...!! xx
 
Gosh you were busy..lol lol and having fun, are you ment to be on TS or WS?
hope today's going well for getting back on track.x
 
I am deluded I'm on TS but I often end up eating a bit of chicken most days. I can live with it - my BMI is under 25 after all. I looked lovely and slim this morning as I was dehydrated, hurrah!! xx
 
I am deluded I'm on TS but I often end up eating a bit of chicken most days. I can live with it - my BMI is under 25 after all. I looked lovely and slim this morning as I was dehydrated, hurrah!! xx

Well it's not good to be dehydrated but yay for looking and feeling great! I have also not been solely sticking to TS and had a bit of beef and veg some days. I think when I only have 1 stone to go I'll be doing mostly WS as a sort of refeeding until I lose those last 14-18 lbs. :) I hope you are doing well today yourself! :D
 
Jubbly said:
Oh dear.

Number of steak and chips consumed: 1
Number of puddings consumed: 0.5 (well done)
Number of champagnes: 1.5
Number of Sauvingnon Blancs: far too may
Number of horrible Hocks as only alcohol left at Kim's: 2
Number of disgusting B&H: 8
Number of times I have been sick this morning: 1
Number of times I got cramp during sex last night: 3
Number of atrocious photos of me on Facebook to de-tag: 2
Number of paracetomol taken: still waiting for some :(

Sorry but this made me literally laugh out loud :) wasn't expecting the sex detail :) what are you like ;)
 
Heehee, I do seem to get cramp a bit more often on this diet and last night was the worst yet!!

Today I think due to getting up so late and feeling rough, plus travelling back from Suffolk, I still haven't even had my second shake yet. Watching Louis Theroux and gonna have it after that. We went for a lovely drink down the road - I had a mineral water. I spent most of the time discussing the menu ha!!

Made plans to meet puppy on Tuesday. Might have also decided that Taco is a good name....xx
 
Loving the latest updates Jubbles Jubbly! Hope you are feeling better now xxx
 
Helllloooooo Lady. I felt immensely better after throwing up but that was the most revolting throwing up I have done in years (let's just say it was extra chunky). I'm fine now but reckon I might head off to bed soon. The neighbours, bless them, took down all our washing, folded it, put it into a bin liner and left it in our shed :D xx
 
That is hilarious!!!!! Glad you are feeling better now that you have expelled the chunks. No more booze for you for a while hey! What's your plans for the week ahead......
 
Jubbly said:
Heehee, I do seem to get cramp a bit more often on this diet and last night was the worst yet!!

Today I think due to getting up so late and feeling rough, plus travelling back from Suffolk, I still haven't even had my second shake yet. Watching Louis Theroux and gonna have it after that. We went for a lovely drink down the road - I had a mineral water. I spent most of the time discussing the menu ha!!

Made plans to meet puppy on Tuesday. Might have also decided that Taco is a good name....xx

Ahh yes we watched that :)
Love that name!
 
Jubbly said:
Helllloooooo Lady. I felt immensely better after throwing up but that was the most revolting throwing up I have done in years (let's just say it was extra chunky). I'm fine now but reckon I might head off to bed soon. The neighbours, bless them, took down all our washing, folded it, put it into a bin liner and left it in our shed :D xx

Oh how cute what nice neighbours :)
 
Our neighbours are splendid. We have some birthday cake for them so I'll pop round tomorrow and while I'm there I might drop into conversation that we might need someone to come and let a potential doggie out a couple of times a day for a wee!!

LadyGaga - the plans for the week ahead are to get my car well and truly fixed tomorrow, think a lot about puppies/meet puppy on Tuesday and going for a picnic with work on Thursday (I'm going to have to get chicken in for it but sadly have to make cakes grrrr). Friday I have the day off and don't know what to do with myself yet. Hope the weather's nice then I might go down to Hylands with a book, a rug and some bread for the ducks (must be mouldy so not tempted to nibble on it!!) and spend the day there :) xx
 
Taco is such a cute name eeek! :D
 
I'm excited for you to get to meet the puppy! :D Taco is a cute name. What lovely neighbors you have!

Sorry you were sick, but it is good to know you are feeling better now.

I hope you find a fab way to spend your day off! :wavey:
 
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