Smelly Elle's fantastic diary: Weight Loss? What Weight Loss?

[Jim]

surely not Gem, little pointy upturned noses are cute.

only a woman could turn that into:

You saying I'm not cute??????????

It's like the "does my bum look big in this"

Your damned if you do and damned if you don't.

 

[abz]

ha. i didn't think you had a piggy nose when we met gem?

and my wellies aren't smellie!!

and i've counted up the cals i've eaten today, or will have eaten today, and it's 911 without the tuna sandwich... oops. think i may have gone a bit mad eating in the freezing cold... something very low cal for dinner then. a cambridge thing if i don't need painkillers. possibly a potato if not.

abz xx

 

[Jim]

You need to eat when it's cold abz, keeps the inner fires burning.

 

[abz]

well here's hoping my body has agreed...

 

[Gemstone]

Well there you go Jim Abz's wellies aren't cheezey either AND are you say my bum looks big in those pictures - OMG!!!!

 

[BREN]

Hi everyone it' s been a week since I've been online and just saying hi and I'm back at work that's all.

Bren
X

 

[abz]

good to see you bren

 

[BREN]

Thanks hun, it's great to be back.

XXX

 

[Jim]

Hi bren,

I dunno Gem, does your bum look big when you wear your pretty new wellies?

 

[abz]

my bum looks big whether in wellies or not, so i choose the welly option at least then people are more likely to be looking at my pretty feet rather than my big bum

abz xx

 

[elle2585]

Oi oi, what's going on here? Big bums and smelly feet? Excellent, this is the diary I had always hoped for

 

[Jim]

I know elle, see what happens when your not here to police the thread. They are all so bad they are.

 

[Taz]

Jim, you are like the class snitch! You stir it up then when 'Miss' comes back you tell on us! Do that again and I'll flick you with my ruler!

 

[abz]

ping your ear with a laggy band

abz xx

 

[Jim]

Moi! No No I's a good boy I is. Honestly elle.

 

[abz]

yeah right jim!! i bet you got into real antics in the army!!

 

[Jim]

:crazy:

I couldn't possibly comment.

 

[Taz]

*whispers* Abz, keep him talking while I tie his shoe laces together!

 

[Gemstone]

I'll stick my foot out the door as he comes down the corridor - Oh and Yes Jim - my bum looks big in EVERYTHING HaHa!!!!!

 

[elle2585]

Hahaha, girls v boy. Something in that makes me feel this is an unfair contest

There's a milkshake place in the mall i get my lunch from that makes you a milkshake from almost anything - fruit, choc bars, sweets even. They've got reeses peanut butter cups so, when I hit target, I shall have one as a reward

Also, I have a wedding in May, May 3rd precisely. So I shall make a new ticker for that day - i'd like to be a size 12!! Come on me, come on come on come on.

In other news, I took my quite well off godsis to the Bullring last night for a wee bit of shopping. She basically remained in Selfridges, blew £270 squid on clothes (£40 FOR A BELT) and said she wants to go back :O I almost fainted. I paid £9 for a t-shirt the other day and felt bad as I wasn't convinced I really needed it :S

xxx