Smelly Elle's fantastic diary: Weight Loss? What Weight Loss?
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nexangelus
Carpe diem, baby!
Way to go you and well done with that dratted calorie counting...phew!
elle2585
8 t whole wheel of cheese
Thanks Nex, it seems to have been worthwhile, and even though i couldn't calorie count last night's meal, i was aware of how much i was eating - i know that i've been eating too much at home after work so now i'll go back to limiting my portions like i used to 
i was a good learning experience! (and i have no qualms about doing it again should i falter once more)
i was a good learning experience! (and i have no qualms about doing it again should i falter once more)
dietingqueen
Gold Member
Hi Hun,
a belated well doen on 3lb's
your looking great in the pics ya know x x x
a belated well doen on 3lb's
your looking great in the pics ya know x x x
Taz
Spam Hunter
Ha ha yeah that was quite random. God knows how she spotted me in that crowd! xx
elle2585
8 t whole wheel of cheese
elle2585
8 t whole wheel of cheese
Welcome - today is the 9th Dec and here is a round up of the Elle news! :
1) I have discovered some new bones in my chest area that stick out quite a lot now. I have yet to decide if I like them or not. Scientists suggest that it is because I have lost a percentage of body fat in that area. I, however, totally disagree and think the bones were placed there when aliens abducted me last Wednesday. (oh yeah, forgot to mention that)
2) My black jeans are falling so far down my bum it's ridiculous. I showed said jeans to my fellow minimins at the Birmingham meet 2 weeks ago and awe was expressed at the amount of sinching the belt i was wearing had to do. However today, i expressed disgust (to myself) after realising that the jeans sag so much round my bum that they make my bum look, well, saggy. I may well look around for a new pair of jeans this lunchtime.
3) The squatter that was trying to take up camp amongst my fat cells was frightened off by the fewer number of calories I was taking in in the last couple of days and has made a swift exit. On his way out I told him to warn all other squatters that they won't be sure of a good time amongst my fat cells, and that they are certainly not welcome. Ofcourse the squatter was male, all annoying things are aren't they?
That is the end of the Elle news today. Join me back here (one day) for the next episode. Until then, goodbye, peace out, aufwiedersehen.
xxx
1) I have discovered some new bones in my chest area that stick out quite a lot now. I have yet to decide if I like them or not. Scientists suggest that it is because I have lost a percentage of body fat in that area. I, however, totally disagree and think the bones were placed there when aliens abducted me last Wednesday. (oh yeah, forgot to mention that
)2) My black jeans are falling so far down my bum it's ridiculous. I showed said jeans to my fellow minimins at the Birmingham meet 2 weeks ago and awe was expressed at the amount of sinching the belt i was wearing had to do. However today, i expressed disgust (to myself) after realising that the jeans sag so much round my bum that they make my bum look, well, saggy. I may well look around for a new pair of jeans this lunchtime.
3) The squatter that was trying to take up camp amongst my fat cells was frightened off by the fewer number of calories I was taking in in the last couple of days and has made a swift exit. On his way out I told him to warn all other squatters that they won't be sure of a good time amongst my fat cells, and that they are certainly not welcome. Ofcourse the squatter was male, all annoying things are aren't they?
That is the end of the Elle news today. Join me back here (one day) for the next episode. Until then, goodbye, peace out, aufwiedersehen.
xxx
lol, what an entertaining way to give us all your latest news, thanks Elle.
I totally forgot that you chaps from the 'big lads' thread were meeting up, but then I am struggling to keep up with all the diaries at the moment. Maybe someone could compile them all into one reader's digest type volume for me, and I can read them at bedtime lol.
Well done on the squatter eviction btw, top stuff!
I totally forgot that you chaps from the 'big lads' thread were meeting up, but then I am struggling to keep up with all the diaries at the moment. Maybe someone could compile them all into one reader's digest type volume for me, and I can read them at bedtime lol.
Well done on the squatter eviction btw, top stuff!
