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Isobel1965
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ex-Atomic Kitten, Kerry in her Eddie the Eagle catsuit.
"Why do you want to dress up as a blurke, Kerry?" I enquired, nervously.
She just smiled and led me into the back storeroom which was really the entrance to a portal in the time/space continuum (sp?). As we paced silently through the white fluorescent nothingness, I noticed we were surrounded by ghostly grey figures with large black eyes. Reaching a door that glided open after a wave of her hand, Kerry turned me me and boomed, in a deep, masculine growl........
"Why do you want to dress up as a blurke, Kerry?" I enquired, nervously.
She just smiled and led me into the back storeroom which was really the entrance to a portal in the time/space continuum (sp?). As we paced silently through the white fluorescent nothingness, I noticed we were surrounded by ghostly grey figures with large black eyes. Reaching a door that glided open after a wave of her hand, Kerry turned me me and boomed, in a deep, masculine growl........
CW Consultant
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Tis me Jack Sparrow I have returned.................................
Isobel1965
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"Oooohh" I giggled deliciously!
"Jack, can we stop all this messing around and get on with what we BOTH really want to do, please??"
"Corse we cin, little laydee" he drawled as he rushed me off down the portal to..........
"Jack, can we stop all this messing around and get on with what we BOTH really want to do, please??"
"Corse we cin, little laydee" he drawled as he rushed me off down the portal to..........
CW Consultant
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finish the game of Kerplunk we started way back when.
We were just about to get started on the game when there was a knock at the cabin door.
Who be there Jack said really annoyed as he had been interrupted yet again and it was his turn.
There was no answer, he got up and went to the door, when he opened it there was a dagger dripping in blood stuck deeply into the wood with a note saying............
We were just about to get started on the game when there was a knock at the cabin door.
Who be there Jack said really annoyed as he had been interrupted yet again and it was his turn.
There was no answer, he got up and went to the door, when he opened it there was a dagger dripping in blood stuck deeply into the wood with a note saying............
Isobel1965
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"Karaoke Nite in the Starlite Rooms!
Come and join in the fun!
Best Wishes, your Funstar Team"
"That's it," I cried - "I just have to go and do my Madonna!"
"Oooh arrrr, me fine lassie" purred Jack. "And I shall do me much-acclaimed Adam Ant!"
So we raced, hand in hand to the Starlite Room, clearing the frogs out of our throats as we run, trying not to squash the frogs but when we screeched to a halt at the great oak doors, it was dark inside.
We hesitated.
Jack gingerly prodded one of the doors ever-so-slightly open - it creaked like a creaky thing.
Silence.
Then a tremulous voice from within, whispered.......
Come and join in the fun!
Best Wishes, your Funstar Team"
"That's it," I cried - "I just have to go and do my Madonna!"
"Oooh arrrr, me fine lassie" purred Jack. "And I shall do me much-acclaimed Adam Ant!"
So we raced, hand in hand to the Starlite Room, clearing the frogs out of our throats as we run, trying not to squash the frogs but when we screeched to a halt at the great oak doors, it was dark inside.
We hesitated.
Jack gingerly prodded one of the doors ever-so-slightly open - it creaked like a creaky thing.
Silence.
Then a tremulous voice from within, whispered.......
CW Consultant
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Prince Charming, Prince Charming
Mrs Depp
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"I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves!......"
It was Joe Pascquale yet again!
Quickly Johnny (sorry) Jack grabbed my hand and we ran towards the door that creaked like a creaky thing and out into the dark, black, spooky, scary night.
It was Joe Pascquale yet again!
Quickly Johnny (sorry) Jack grabbed my hand and we ran towards the door that creaked like a creaky thing and out into the dark, black, spooky, scary night.
CW Consultant
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We ran for what seemed like forever our breath became laboured and clouds of steam came like smoke from our mouths as the night air was so cold
Suddenly Jack stopped, I recognise this place I am sure I have been here before but with someone else it was........
Suddenly Jack stopped, I recognise this place I am sure I have been here before but with someone else it was........
icemoose
The Diet Guy
Narnia and I noticed the MFI wardrobe I had accidentally run into. Last time I was here it was with Azlan and the venulians, but where were they? All that was here now was popular 80's Price is Right presenter Lesley Crowther and also Isla Sinclair the pretty sidekick of Larry Grayson.
I turned to my right and suddenly felt the crushing blow of a fist to my abdomen, my god I was being attacked by professional wrestler.........
I turned to my right and suddenly felt the crushing blow of a fist to my abdomen, my god I was being attacked by professional wrestler.........
CW Consultant
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Who said you could come into Narnia, this is a select club take those trainers off
Isobel1965
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and that snood!
Mrs Depp
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I removed my trainers and oh-so-fashionable cerise pink snood and reluctantly gave them to Big Daddy.
"Oh I've wanted a pink snood for ages!" he said as he opened the doors to the MFI wardrobe and placed it on a special snood hanger next to the rows of colourful snoods.
I'd never seen so many different colours before! I thought I should be jealous, but then realised that I'm not that sad and desperate-haha! So I turned around and came face to face with.........
"Oh I've wanted a pink snood for ages!" he said as he opened the doors to the MFI wardrobe and placed it on a special snood hanger next to the rows of colourful snoods.
I'd never seen so many different colours before! I thought I should be jealous, but then realised that I'm not that sad and desperate-haha! So I turned around and came face to face with.........
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A large Purple People Eater
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I looked down and there was a small brass container, I quickly picked it up it was a little dirty so I rubbed it and to my surprise.........
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an even smaller container, this one was bright and shiny and had a skull and crossbones on it. I picked it up it was hot, I was just going to drop it when in a puff of smoke a genie appeared and gave me three wishes. The PPE and Big Daddy were looking angry and closing in on us Jack said quickly use the first wish, so I said
Oh genie of the shiny pot,
I know you came from somewhere hot,
get us out of here in a shot
to be squashed by those two we want not
Oh genie of the shiny pot,
I know you came from somewhere hot,
get us out of here in a shot
to be squashed by those two we want not
Mrs Depp
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We were enveloped by a huge puff of smoke and immediately transported to a deserted island surrounded by beautiful blue water and bright blue skies.
"Wow!" said I. "Let's explore this place Johnny, I mean Jack!" We grasped hands and started to explore, everything seemed to be in slow motion (or was it just in my head?!)
There were lots of beautiful coconut trees, the sand was clean and golden, as we walked towards a little clump of trees we spotted a hut! It wasn't actually a hut, more of a 2million pound miami style house!
We ventured in through the beautifuly carved oak front door.......
"Wow!" said I. "Let's explore this place Johnny, I mean Jack!" We grasped hands and started to explore, everything seemed to be in slow motion (or was it just in my head?!)
There were lots of beautiful coconut trees, the sand was clean and golden, as we walked towards a little clump of trees we spotted a hut! It wasn't actually a hut, more of a 2million pound miami style house!
We ventured in through the beautifuly carved oak front door.......
CW Consultant
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and in front of us was standing Vanessa Paradis
so where have you been Jack she said
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