SW & Xenical ?

[sonban]

Oh you are so funny there are tears streaming down my face and my other half is looking at me strangely cos I cant stop giggling.

 

[Taz]

OMG that is so funny! In a totally cringing way of course! You must have more stories!

 

[mod-karen79]

bloody hell - that would be awful! it's very funny though

 

[Fatty_no_more]

See now Taz I feel like I am going into confession!
…………..Xenical made me stand back when I knew someone else had taken my blame.

Whilst visiting a client (Ms Smith) I needed a wee – which was fine as I’d known her a while. Anyway even though I tried my hardest to stop – some poo and the orange stuff slipped out.
I was horrified in my books a number two in a clients toilet is a no no. I desperately tried to clean the bowl with toilet paper (I didn’t want to stain the brush). The toilet was in a room by itself with no toilet cleaner available the sink held a tablet of soap, my bag and bottle of detergent was in the lounge…….and time was ticking away.
I eventually flushed with my eyes closed praying that everything would be swept away. I slowly opened them again only to find that the orange greasy scum was swirling around the bowel and settling back over the surface of the water - $**%!!
Now I had that dilemma do I flush again – then Ms Smith would know that there was something other than a wee in her toilet OR do I step away??
I cowardly chose the latter wash my hands and went back downstairs.
About half an hour later Ms Smith excuses herself and says that she is nipping to the toilet. I went cold……..then hot ………then cold.
She dashed up the stairs I heard the toilet door close then heard her shriek ‘Johnny what the $**%ing hell have you put down me toilet? You know I’ve got the social downstairs!!’ This was closely followed by what I took to be a slap with Ms Smith shouting ‘get in your $**%ing room and stay there!’
Ms Smith stormed through the lounge into the kitchen and rushed back through clutching a bottle of toilet cleaner muttering that the toilet is covered in orange stuff and now it’s all over the brush. The best I could say was ‘don’t be too hard on him, boys will be boys’.

I quickly concluded my visit and left. As I got into my car I looked up at the window and waved guiltily at Johnny knowing that he would indeed be grounded all day………………….all down to Xenical

Aislinn x

* The names have been changed to protect identity AND the innocent!! *

See now that had me creasing up!!!

 

[Louise24]

Hahahaha, love your stories!! xx

 

[aislinn]

…………..then there was the story of mistaken identity.

For a laugh me and my other half ordered some herbal Viagra type tablets off the internet to see what they would do. OH is insisting that you are all clear that he doesn’t actually need them!!

When they arrived we read the ingredients (OH is a chemist) and decided that the contents wouldn’t do him any harm. Said tabs were then stashed in ‘business’ drawer of my bedside table.
A few days later OH shouts down to me asking when I would be coming up to bed and that I’ve 20 minutes (that was code for I’ve taken a tablet!!)

Getting into bed I was about to turn the light off (yeh we are back to him feeling what he’s playing with now) I noticed that one of my Xenical tabs was missing from the new blister pack.
As the realisation of what had happened dawned on me the laughter that was bubbling away inside of me erupted. OH was most put out about me getting into bed and laughing uncontrollably……….it took ages for me to calm down enough so that I could explain.
The blue capsules that had arrived in the post looked very much like the helping friendly form of Xenical………….he had taken a tablet from the bedside table and not out of the drawer!!!!

I was still laughing when he text me from his works toilets the next day to say that orange stuff was coming out with his poo and that surely he was dying…………..blokes so like to blow things out of proportion!!

Aislinn x

 

[sonban]

…………..then there was the story of mistaken identity.

For a laugh me and my other half ordered some herbal Viagra type tablets off the internet to see what they would do. OH is insisting that you are all clear that he doesn’t actually need them!!

When they arrived we read the ingredients (OH is a chemist) and decided that the contents wouldn’t do him any harm. Said tabs were then stashed in ‘business’ drawer of my bedside table.
A few days later OH shouts down to me asking when I would be coming up to bed and that I’ve 20 minutes (that was code for I’ve taken a tablet!!)

Getting into bed I was about to turn the light off (yeh we are back to him feeling what he’s playing with now) I noticed that one of my Xenical tabs was missing from the new blister pack.
As the realisation of what had happened dawned on me the laughter that was bubbling away inside of me erupted. OH was most put out about me getting into bed and laughing uncontrollably……….it took ages for me to calm down enough so that I could explain.
The blue capsules that had arrived in the post looked very much like the helping friendly form of Xenical………….he had taken a tablet from the bedside table and not out of the drawer!!!!

I was still laughing when he text me from his works toilets the next day to say that orange stuff was coming out with his poo and that surely he was dying…………..blokes so like to blow things out of proportion!!

Aislinn x

You just made me choke on my sarnie.

 

[Tina T]

OMG that is so funny, I can't remember when I laughed so much, nearly wet myself!!!!!!!

 

[Taz]

That's brilliant! More, more!

 

[Taz]

Oh, and did the herbal viagras work?

 

[aislinn]

Oh, and did the herbal viagras work?

Hmmmm Taz…………all I can say is trying to be serious in that situation was bad enough but when the one eyed trousers snake just won’t go to sleep its worse!!! The tablets have now been shared out amongst our friends to see what impact it has on them.

I’d better stop with the stories before Xenical try to sue for putting people off!! Some of my experiences still make me cry laughing.

Aislinn x

 

[Taz]

ha ha yeah they might!