Look, no. You all have men, so you're not allowed to watch rowing. It's a rule, honest. Look it up in the rule book if you don't believe me.
1. Always have an emergency stash of chocolate
2. Never put your pants in your pocket after swimming, you will drop them... in public... in front of a fitty
3. No involved women are allowed to watch rowing, ever
4. Only those named Caroline Ellen Gray are allowed to watch said rowing
5. Rules cannot be amended, added to or be removed by anyone other than Caroline Ellen Gray
See, it's the rules...