Lol Kat1e, that's certainly one way of looking at it!
Speaking of gas..I made a cake on Sunday which is 425g of beans!
It was a bit of a nightmare trying to liquidise the beans, the recipe says 'no lumps' - but what they don't tell you is that the beans turn instantly into cement..and the burning smell of complaint from my food processor left me resigning to a crude bean mash (with plenty of bumps) instead.
We didn't have ethyritol, so crushed splenda mini's instead, which might explain why the taste wasn't particularly sweet, and although there's 6 tablespoons of cocoa powder in the recipe, it's only slightly chocolatey overall. Texture was crumbly and fudgey for a cake, not dry, but not moist either. 1/12th gave a smallish (but very filling) slice at 9.5g carbs.
The site gave this pic:
My slices looked like this lol:
(Can you spot the beans?)
The topping was a little thin on ours compared with the pic, so if I made it again I'd double the quantities for that. But I think tbh the taste just wasn't good enough - I'd rather find a better recipe.
I can't remember who posted the link on mims originally, but here it
http://healthyindulgences.net/2009/05/healthy-chocolate-cake-with-a-secret/is.
Tuesday
B Choc/orange protein shake, with soya milk
L Lamb passanda, 100g approx cauli rice
D Rump steak, creamy peppercorn sauce and 150g swede chips
S 2 babybels, 50g nuts
MFP: 50g carbs, 2298kcal - F 58%, P 33%, C 9%.
Too many carbs today! And yesterday was a fest of them, with a birthday dinner in an Italian. So I'm reining them in over the next few days at induction levels to get things kicking again.
This obsession with weight seems to affect all females indiscriminately, I was talking to a girl at work today who is interested in Atkins because of all the weight I've lost, but she's really slim and gorgeous..What is wrong with the world?
LadyB xx