Evening all. ooh I sound like a copper.
Lily - you may have signed up for this unselfish-parenting thing but I got duped.
People lie. They act all excited when you tell them you're having a baby but secretly they know whats in store and the smile is really a smirk as they think 'sucker!'
They let you believe its all gummy smiles and baby grows but NO ONE tells you that the little scallywags will mess with your brain and worry you to grey-headedness.
AND absolutely no one tells you it never ends. Oh No... goes on forever.
Hmmm, well I've decided that its time for mum's revenge. Oh yes!
Why wait till old age to do that contankerous thing. Lets get in early. (I think my mum must have hit on this same idea.
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Now DS2 has never merited my wrath as yet, so he's safe.
Lovely DH is doing his best to calm me with these blessed relaxation cds each night.
Got birds chirping half the night like something out of Hitchcock's 'The Birds' and he hits the 'sleep' button so I could drift off to the sound of them. That's relaxing isn't it?
He's trying, tho.
Nope its DS1 & Co that are my targets.
I started today.
It was so much fun. DS1 gave me daggers when I sweetly asked her if she would mind removing her legs from round his neck as DS2 was getting a birdseye view of her knickers.
DS2 snorted, DS1 gaped and 'Co' quickly pulled her skirt down from round her waist.
PLEASE! would you have behaved like that on your mother's best sofa?
My mum gave us a surly look if we held hands.
She always looked like she'd be ready with cold water if we dared to try a crafty smooch.
Nah, been far too obliging and DH is the worse. 'don't make a scene, sweetie, let it lie.' I'm no longer a 'let it lie' kinda girl.
Me danders well and truly up. Gone from sad to mad.
And another thing, while I'm wittering.
Could it be that being easy going and putting up with stuff we shouldn't has a direct effect on our weight?
Lets analyse this.
siholog:
Someone upsets us and we Don't say/do what we wish we should. Result.. lets have a crunchie or three.
(reminds me, must add another 9 syns for mine today
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Then you realise that you're being put on and don't feel able to say anything. Whoops down go four biccies and you only know you've had them cos the remnants of crumbs are down your cleavage.
Am are wrong?
We have the 'Perfect Parents club', the 'Panicking Parents club' so why not the 'Menopausal Mums club.'
Might not be the reason for our 'unusual' behaviour but so what. Its as good an excuse as any. Game on!
BTW food today has had to be revised. Oh deary. Ermmm.. well what can I say. didn't quite go to plan. :ashamed0005:
How are all of your doing today? I've not got round the diaries this week very much but I intend to have some me time and catch up on your doings.