Vic Vodkas dieting rollercoaster - back to it!!!!

[Spinoza]

It was fab. I so enjoyed meeting everyone. Have to say next time I might venture out without my entire family in tow, but everyone was so lovely to the children (presents from Cwufts are going down a storm - thank you all for being so sweet and including them). Linzi, hope your little man is puffing away on the pretend fags - my two are worryingly good at it!

We did a few hours at crufts today, and I'm so sad that I'm actually watching the telly highlights now as well! My children have been 'can we have a dog, can we have a dog, can we have a dog, can we have a dog' for about 12 hours straight now. They're actually fighting over which breed and how many we're getting (the correct answers are of course no breed, and zero dogs) apparently that makes me a mean old mummy.

I feel like I didn't get talking to you all nearly enough. And I abandoned the damson vodka at an unearthly early hour, due to chilli vodka (evil) and spicy dinner (mine, Katie's starter, half of Linzi's dinner and half of Brenda's dinner to be exact - remind me how I got fat in the first place again?) leaving my guts in tatters. Did Vicky and Linzi ever reappear last night?

Anyway, thanks all for a great weekend. Deffo up for it again some time, and Cheryl you HAVE to come next time!

 

[Dietkitty]

But we loved your kids, they're just so cute! But god knows what they thought of the bunch of lushes! I wanted to keep the doggy handbag lol. It was so lovely that everyone was exactly as they are here. I can't believe we drank jim under the table lol x

 

[Spinoza]

Sadly my children are well used to that behaviour Lisa

And yeah, Jim - you were plastered man! And you never even got NEAR the Scottish home brew!

 

[Kat1e]

Must buy some slightly less girly tats - not all the boys were as happy as steve with the selection lol

 

[Spinoza]

Aw - Lisa I'm reading your post and hearing your voice! Does that count as post-traumatic stress disorder when you get flashbacks or what? Else it's the DTs - more likely that actually. My liver is in shreds.

 

[Spinoza]

I've still got my tramp stamp Katie - I patted it dry this morning and it's still puuuurrrrfect! Miaow!

Vicky we never did get to see your vajazzle - maybe next time...

 

[Dietkitty]

Haha tramp stamp! I do remember showing off my 'slag tag' which is permanent lol. Vicky showed her vajazzle on Friday rofl. And I'm so sorry you have the trauma of actually remembering my singing! X

 

[Kat1e]

Pmsl - tramp stamp is good

 

[Quak]

Liver? I have a liver? really?

 

[Spinoza]

No - did. Did have a liver. Get your tenses right love.

 

[Quak]

Oh aye, thats right ;-)

 

[Dietkitty]

I now have an area of cirrhosis where my liver used to be

 

[Quak]

me too

 

[Spinoza]

Me three. Strangely fitting that we flew back to the George Best airport this evening.

 

[Quak]

Yes very fitting ;-)

 

[cherl889]

Pmsl. Now now you lot.......get drinking the water!
Oh and i WILL be at the next one but somehow i dont think youd cope!

 

[Jim]

But we loved your kids, they're just so cute! But god knows what they thought of the bunch of lushes! I wanted to keep the doggy handbag lol. It was so lovely that everyone was exactly as they are here. I can't believe we drank jim under the table lol x

It's that damn Chilli vodka LOL

 

[LVLLM]

WW get a dog you mean mummy
omg omg omg
1. my gums ache
2. my back aches
3. UDIs galore
4. still shattered
5. scales omfg!
6. my mouth tastes like ive swallowed ghandis flip flop
7. so glad im off today!

B - dont know
L - dont know
D - making the pie for Gary hope he likes my pie
s - dont know
a - really shouldnt but never say never
w - yes need to
ex - cleaning the dumpsite house and ironing

 

[Quak]

Morning All, and especially Jim..........
has Colleen forgiven us for sending you home in that state?

Right, work to do, see you all at lunchtime xxxxx

 

[Jim]

Oh yes, no problem Bren