What your weight loss is equal to...

[Princess_Ames]

2 more pounds and I've lost a car tyre!

 

[DustQueen]

I prefer your 100lbs loss you worked out for me yesterday. Ive lost Justin beiber lol x

Lol if only everyone could lose Justin beiber!

 

[DustQueen]

This is great! Hilarious!

 

[Dance_Magic]

I'm now an average 2 year old holding an ostrich egg!

 

[Sammeh]

This post is great! I might just have to print off the list and hang on the fridge!

Well, so far I have lost a mid-size microwave but I still have the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year to go (just don't mention that one to Crystal!).

If I got to Arnold S though, I am afraid I would just have to keep him!

 

[SammyE]

Haha Ive lost an Elephants penis nearly as well... also lost my ex who reminds me of the same body part... just a different word for it... lol

 

[curvygirlyclaire]

Haha Ive lost an Elephants penis nearly as well... also lost my ex who reminds me of the same body part... just a different word for it... lol

Haha love it!!

 

[Emma1904]

I'm around the elephant penis comparison too!!! Glad mine was distributed a little differently!!! X

 

[giantrobot]

Good grief, I'm missing the equivalent of an elephant's dick. What a strange way to measure 60lbs! Who thought of putting one on the scales originally? I bet it took ages to get him to stand still for it!

 

[Princess_Ames]

Good grief, I'm missing the equivalent of an elephant's dick. What a strange way to measure 60lbs! Who thought of putting one on the scales originally? I bet it took ages to get him to stand still for it!

This made me burst out laughing!!!!!!

 

[MrMojo]

Is that an erect or flaccid elephants penis?

 

[Sammeh]

Good question - would there be much of a difference?!!

 

[losingit]

well i'd guess it was flaccid by the time they chopped it off and put it on the scales. I cant imagine how they'd go about measuring an erect one?

 

[Emma1904]

that's just made me giggle! Got visions which are never good! x

 

[losingit]

Here is a pic of one... at the Icelandic Phallological Museum of all places. Iceland sounds like an interesting place to visit.
It's phallus in wonderland with a reproduction theme - World - theage.com.au

 

[slinkybride2be]

Hahaha OMG that is mahoosive!!!

 

[MrMojo]

that would not only make your eyes water, but you'd walk like John Wayne for life

 

[slinkybride2be]

that would not only make your eyes water, but you'd walk like John Wayne for life

Don't think you would be able to walk at all after that lol!

 

[Emma1904]

Lol! did anyone read the article... he started collecting penises when he was a school administrator...how boring must his job have been!!!? x

 

[Princess_Ames]

Cock Collector? :giggle: