Devon Dolce
1lb at a time!
I hope you all had a lovey time - I ended up in Italy!!! xxx
Will you all stop it NOW !!!! Please.
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fillymum
synful soul
Sorry I am late!!!! I went to get you a gift but they wouldn't let me through customs with a Home Help for your neighbour locked in my suitcaseLets just say there were some awkward questions.... And cavity searching.
You don't mind if I don't sit down quite yet do you? Cup of tea would hit the spot though...
Oh Minxy, what a good friend you are !!! Only you could find a suitcase sized home help. Thank you so much.
Now, a word of advice, take a hot bath with some liquid aloe vera added. So soothing for emmmm cavity soreness lol !!
No problem DD, an easy mistake. They are both hot countries, both Latin and both in Southern Europe.
It could have happened to anyone........
Minxy ate your pig lol !!! Your pud went to Margery and Jay scoffed your starter....twas yummy grub and as Jay assures us no syns at all. Magic food in fact.
You crazy ladies make me smile on a daily basis.....thanks so much for that.
Devon Dolce
1lb at a time!
I may have ended up in Italy but I did buy a lovely bottle of Limencello for us all to have a snifter of when next we meet!! xxx
fillymum
synful soul
They wouldn't let me through customs as they said it wasn't me in the passport photo
Well you can thank SW for that, well really you for doing so well .
Paul missed you was so looking forward to meeting you.
I laughed out loud at this thread with a big smile on my face imagining what was going on. Thanks for brightening up my day ladies
Gail x
Hi Gail, it has done that for me as well and at a particularly trying time.
Fun and silliness is the most fantastic and harmless of all medicines.
DD can you save it for when I am living in the next county to you...........
I love positive thinking and the buying of limoncello was that.
Right girls who is hosting the next dinner party ??
Margery Dawe
Silver Member
Devon_Dumpling said:
Did you manage to sneak an Italian stallion into your luggage for me? If not I'll settle for the lemoncello, I'm not fussy ;-)
Margery Dawe
Silver Member
MadameLaMinx said:Sorry I am late!!!! I went to get you a gift but they wouldn't let me through customs with a Home Help for your neighbour locked in my suitcase
You don't mind if I don't sit down quite yet do you? Cup of tea would hit the spot though...
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Devon Dolce
1lb at a time!
He's here Marg.. he's having to sleep in the campervan in the garage so OH doesn't get very jealous - bless - but anytime you want me to send him to you, just say the word! xx
Margery Dawe
Silver Member
Well, I've just got in from the pub (anniversary meal *ssshh) and I've had a couple of glasses, so you know ..... anytime soon would be good
Devon Dolce
1lb at a time!
^^^ He's on his way.... be gentle!!! xxx
Margery Dawe
Silver Member
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not a chance!!!!!
Devon Dolce
1lb at a time!
fillymum
synful soul
Good night hun????!!!!!
Yeah spill, tell all.
Is there anything left of the Italian Stallion for anyone else or does he need to come over here, just to recuperate of course.
Mind you recuperacion, as you know, consists of massages with warm, scented oil, by the side of the pool and when that is finished, I give him a massage too lol !!!
Margery Dawe
Silver Member
hahahaha. You devil you!!!
Sorry I've taken so long to reply, but I've been in A&E
..........bl00dy chandelier gave way on me last night Mr Stallion is not available at the moment, he is still sleeping
MadameLaMinx
Gold Member
And picking shards of glass out of his finely honed...pecs, no doubt...
fillymum
synful soul
hahahaha. You devil you!!!
Sorry I've taken so long to reply, but I've been in A&E
Mr Stallion is not available at the moment, he is still sleeping
My God !!!!! Just what were you doing on the chandelier ( on second thoughts we would be better not knowing) and how did you explain that one to the duty doctor ??
Did the Italian beefcake need treatment or did you throw yourself on top of him..........just to protect him, no other motive, we all understand what a heroine you are.........respect !!!??
You are such a brave woman. I am proud of you.
Now !!!! Send him over here, sounds like he needs some TLC.
T................. tender
L..................lustful
C..................Care.
Margery Dawe
Silver Member
I was trying to getting a bit of momentum going and it gave way. I't wouldn't have happened if I had lost more weight
I'd seen them do it on a programme once (or was it a DVD) and thought I'd give it a go, but I didn't take into account my extra bulk. 
I was ever so embarrassed but Mr Stallion didn't see a thing as he had a blindfold on at the time . I would go into more detail but I don't want to be chucked off the forum :censored:Anyway Sue, I am sending him over to you for a bit of R&R :character00264:, as he's feeling a little broken at the moment, so make sure you give him a good welcome :banana dancer:
Enjoy xxxx
fillymum
synful soul
He has just phoned from the airport. I am going on my own..................what a shame DH can not come with me but he has to stay here and clear up the dinner things and make I.S's bed hahaha !!
He sounds soooooooooooo sexy !!!
Who wants him next. I promise I will rejuvenate him lol lol.
He sounds soooooooooooo sexy !!!
Who wants him next. I promise I will rejuvenate him lol lol.
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