¡¡ʎǝuɹnoɾ s,ǝpuolqǝǝzʇıp - same old, same old!

[LVLLM]

Morning misses... Cheryl got us lost so we never made it for beef & yorkies!

We're away until the 15th, then back for a week & away again! This is the life!

Hows Hannah doing? x

hannah is fat. Cheryl needs sat nav!!!!!

ooh hols sound like fun babe!

 

[cherl889]

It wasnt me it was the tomtom, bloody twat navs!

 

[Jim]

LOL Cheryl

Sounds good to me Linz.

 

[Curlz]

Evening linz..
Hmm we have a big tent but have never used it!
Thing is with me RA i need a comfy bed...
Bet you cant wait though sounds fab chuck..have a good day tomoz xx

 

[ditzeeblonde]

hannah is fat. Cheryl needs sat nav!!!!!

ooh hols sound like fun babe!

Poor Hannah.. must be tough on her ickle legs!

It wasnt me it was the tomtom, bloody twat navs!

Love it!! Twat navs... will be using that!

LOL Cheryl

Sounds good to me Linz.

Absolute perfection for me Jim!

Evening linz..
Hmm we have a big tent but have never used it!
Thing is with me RA i need a comfy bed...
Bet you cant wait though sounds fab chuck..have a good day tomoz xx

Yep an airbed & cold air would have you ceased up in no time misses.... we'd have to warm you up over the bbq in the mornings to get you going!!

Not fun tho babes... must be hard to deal with. xxxxx

 

[Curlz]

Yep an airbed & cold air would have you ceased up in no time misses.... we'd have to warm you up over the bbq in the mornings to get you going!!

PMSL Linz....ha ha Spit roast Fuzz!!

have a good day chuck xxx

 

[Jim]

I don't think I'm even going to comment here.

 

[ditzeeblonde]

PMSL Linz....ha ha Spit roast Fuzz!!

have a good day chuck xxx

You too babes!

I don't think I'm even going to comment here.

Very wise choice Jim... or we'd be looking for something naughtier than the naughty step I reckon!

 

[Jim]

well, you lot lead me on.

 

[ditzeeblonde]

well, you lot lead me on.

Of course Jim.... completely led astray by yr angels aren't you!!

 

[LVLLM]

honestly. dirty as ever Jim

hey babes Linz xxxx

 

[cherl889]

Hey everyone, Jim, to the naughty step with a smacked bum!
I got twat nav from Mark. Hes always threatening to throw it out of the window or something when it has a moment shall we say and goes wrong. Its his fault of course coz he hasnt downloaded the updated software off the net!

 

[ditzeeblonde]

honestly. dirty as ever Jim

hey babes Linz xxxx

Hey miss....

Hey everyone, Jim, to the naughty step with a smacked bum!
I got twat nav from Mark. Hes always threatening to throw it out of the window or something when it has a moment shall we say and goes wrong. Its his fault of course coz he hasnt downloaded the updated software off the net!

Jim's never off that naughty step!

We've never had a sat nav nor do I want one... I hear of so many people getting lost with them! Paul learnt about cartography so is a dab hand at drawing maps!

 

[Jim]

Colleen is a great navigator, she never gets us lost, not even in rural France.

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Can't beat someone with a great sense of direction!

 

[cherl889]

I have no sense of direction but i can read a map! Part of an exam was on it before my driving course on how to drive an ambulance!!!

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Yes that would be handy when driving an ambulance!!

 

[cherl889]

We have twat navs on board now, they came in about 5yrs ago but twat is not the word. You'll be driving towards a cardiac arrest and the bloody thing will want to take you down a no through road! Im lucky coz ive worked the same area for 8yrs so not many roads (in the SE) i dont know!

 

[ditzeeblonde]

So what are they going to do with you Cheryl? When do you have to come off the road? x

 

[cherl889]

I come off the road the day i found out. I could have kept quiet but my job is very hard when preggers, not only the lifting involved (all fat people having heart attacks go upstairs to bed after calling us so we have to carry them back down) but the risk of being assaulted. No common but it happens especially with the drink/drug patients. This is why we wear stab and bullet proof vests like the police now.
Im still waiting for a call from my big boss, which i was told would have happened yesterday but still nothing. My union hastold me its now their problem and im not to call them anymore to chase.