Cheryls Dukan diary

well. make him go next day he is off babe x
 
lol is he hawaiian shirt and thong type of bloke :D
 
like what? explain? muscle man ones? string vests?
 
Omg no. Just the wrong style for him. Oh that and everything has to be plain or too detailed and i think we can safely say that blue is his fav colour!
 
Mine only likes tshirts with collars... and has been known to come to England with jeans only! Several different coloured pairs thereof, but all jeans! Not good for restaurants!
 
Living in a city full of tourists perhaps makes one more aware of how they dress compared to those of us who aren't on holiday.

I have a problem with shorts... bare legs sitting next to me on the tube... SPLAYED hairy bare legs sitting next to me. UGH!

Oh and men wearing sandals and socks!

And ANYONE who's not put a deodorant on!
 
I also hate men that feel the need to walk the towns half naked, shop with on tops on, go to restaurants without tops on. Actually anything that isnt sitting in their own gardens, sunbathing in the park or on the beach with no tops on. Am i being prudish?
 
i do too. its dusgusting. at least macdonalds wont allow men in without tops eh?
 
Dont they? I dont really eat in there so dont know. I wish every other shop would be like that
 
I know trust the classy restaurants to not let them wear tops lol.
But imagine if we went in topless and asked for a burger for our baps ;)
 
haaaaa! I'm like Cheryl, no McDo... in fact the first time I went in one was only a couple of years ago and only cos we were on an A road and needed a loo/coffee, and the next station some 40 miles(!) or so was a McDo!

It's so unhygienic too... if they lean back on the chair with their sweaty unwashed spotty backs, we might be the next to sit there! ugh!!
 
Ok ladies lets stop this before i hurl. Now back to what would happen if Vicky went in topless..................Hun do you really need me to spell it out!
 
Now ladies im off to have a shower before work. Ive not managed to get any sleep at all today. Oh well. The scroats had better beware!!!!
 
omg you use a lot of army terminology Cheryl :)
yak sweaty backs and cracks come to think of it :)
 
Hope you don't have too many nasty people to deal with tonight Cheryl... France are 2 - 0 down... 10 men!
 
Hi guys. Army terminology??? Scroat is a word used within the emergency services in London. Mega busy night last night but nothing major to report.
Today i have lost the 2lbs gained so really happy. Back at 10.8 now.
Today ive had some tuna and rice cakes so far and dinner is going to be a nice steak with mushrooms, onions and a fried egg
 
yes scroat is said a lot by army blokes and beasted too (you mentioned that before!)

mmm tea sounds nice.
Im off now babes for tea with mummy :D

speak later xxxx
 
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