Dinkie Dawnies Dubious Diary of Downsizing, Deflation, and Debauchery

[Monkey_Monkey_Underpants]

You are both so lucky, so am I for that matter.

Go on Sarah a big YUK!! is called for here.

Yeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuucccccccchhhhhh!
Uuuuugggggggghhhh. It's all got horribly, slobberingly, NICE, around here.
I need to get out before I..... bleurgh.

She has told me how horribly NICE you are lol !!!!

She lies a lot.
I'm not NICE at all.
She's got the "horribly" bit right, though.

I suspect it is all put on and nothing more than insurance, a protection plan, a bit like a tortoise shell............not working Sarah my DD I would change your insurance company if I was you.

Well you lot keep trying to crack my shell.
I'm hanging on to it though.
I'm a hermit crab really.
And VERY VERY crabby.

Oh she dare and so do I. Sorry to have to tell you but I think you are very NICE.

Oh dear. I'm going to have to start flexing my HORRIBLE muscles.
No more phone calls for you, Mumsie.

*Right off to hide somewhere fast* I am scared, very scared !!!!

And so you should be.
I can turn really nasty, you know...

 

[Maximus]

Thank you Steve for that very helpful and informative biology lesson!

I can't believe I could make such a basic mistake! Especially with Gwyn having been my biology teacher all those years ago!

The children all wish you a very Happy Christmas...and Vicki wants me to stress that she is completely sober atm...well almost...

And btw, I think I'm winning the "who can gain the most weight" challenge...can you beat 5lbs in 3 days...
so far??!

Child's play!

Now, just precisely which part of my Boxing Day activities do you have such an issue with, O Disparaging Dawn????

And that's the gospel accordion to Sarah

God I HATE it when I lose an argument...

Should be used to it by now!

Sharing chicken fillets...???

No wonder there's so many vegetarian blokes.


BTW, for the record, Sassy Sarah (you'd never dare 'er) is not nice or lovely. She's mad as a box of frogs though. Nutty as a fruitcake and an awesome adversary right Sas?

 

[.Nicki.]

Wow your diary moves quickly, no idea whats going on but just wanted to say HEY BESTIE :wavey:

Promise to try and keep up in the new year

 

[skinnydawn]

Oh dear...

 

[.Nicki.]

errr share the wealth!

 

[valerie11]

hi dawn just popped in to catch up on ur diary i'm sure its going to take me ages lol hope u had a great christmas xx

 

[skinnydawn]

Well I would share with pleasure bestie but I'm not home atm...

I'm in a restaurant waiting for my pork belly with crackling, served with gratin potatoes, caramelised apple, fine green beans and red wine sauce...

 

[.Nicki.]

No fair

Hmm feel a bit deprived now after my sausage sandwich

Not that i'm jealous or anything

 

[skinnydawn]

Hi ladies...

Can't decide what to have for dessert...

Any advice...?

Bread and butter pudding
Double chocolate brownie
Creme brulee with raspberries
Dark chocolate tiramisu
Selection of gallone's ice cream
Banoffee pie
Crumble of the day
Cheese board

I'm thinking bread and butter pudding with custard, or tiramisu...

 

[Maximus]

Well I would share with pleasure bestie but I'm not home atm...

I'm in a restaurant waiting for my pork belly with crackling, served with gratin potatoes, caramelised apple, fine green beans and red wine sauce...

Good grief! Dawnie, we need to talk.......

Hi ladies...

Can't decide what to have for dessert...

Any advice...?

Bread and butter pudding
Double chocolate brownie
Creme brulee with raspberries
Dark chocolate tiramisu
Selection of gallone's ice cream
Banoffee pie
Crumble of the day
Cheese board

I'm thinking bread and butter pudding with custard, or tiramisu...

Erm....Fruit?


Haha - can you tell I got weighed tonight and after a mad off-plan christmas, I need to bully others to deflect from my excesses?

 

[skinnydawn]

Good grief! Dawnie, we need to talk.......

Erm....Fruit?

Haha - can you tell I got weighed tonight and after a mad off-plan christmas, I need to bully others to deflect from my excesses?

Aww...but its Christmas Stevie!

And wi isn't until tomorrow night!

So by my reckoning I can still have a night of naughtiness tonite, and a last day off plan tomorrow before facing the music!

Isn't that how it works???

 

[Maximus]

I can't argue with it Dawnie. Absobleedin'lutey that's how it's done....it's the law!

We'll be back to battling LOSERS again in the next few weeks!

Yee haa!

 

[Pommette]

Aww...but its Christmas Stevie!

And wi isn't until tomorrow night!

So by my reckoning I can still have a night of naughtiness tonite, and a last day off plan tomorrow before facing the music!

Isn't that how it works???

No!!! And what on earth was that pud? It looks . . . errr very chocolatey!

 

[gl12282]

Yum yum *drool* at the chocolate cake/pudding. So what did you have for pudding at the restaurant ? I would have had bread and butter pudding. Mmmmm, I love it (I think it stems back to my deprived childhood when my Mum never made hot puddings apart from apple crumble on special occasions !!)

Glad you're having a good night

Gail x

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[Maximus]

Yum yum *drool* at the chocolate cake/pudding. So what did you have for pudding at the restaurant ? I would have had bread and butter pudding. Mmmmm, I love it (I think it stems back to my deprived childhood when my Mum never made hot puddings apart from apple crumble on special occasions !!)

Glad you're having a good night

Gail x

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So much for back on track! - I can see me having my work cut out keeping you lot in line

Steve

Not sent from my iphone

 

[skinnydawn]

No!!! And what on earth was that pud? It looks . . . errr very chocolatey!

Erm...
It was quite chocolatey Bev...
It was Devils Chocolate Cake...
with chocolate filling...
And chocolate topping...
And chocolate sides...
And chocolates!

Yuuummmmmmmmy!

 

[skinnydawn]

Yum yum *drool* at the chocolate cake/pudding. So what did you have for pudding at the restaurant ? I would have had bread and butter pudding. Mmmmm, I love it (I think it stems back to my deprived childhood when my Mum never made hot puddings apart from apple crumble on special occasions !!)

Glad you're having a good night

Gail x

Sent from my iPhone

Hi sis x

Well I ended up with the tiramisu, which was quite delicious!

And then a glass of red wine and a slice of the afore mentioned choc cake for good measure!

Safe to say I'm quite full now!

And I just had to check my uniform trousers still fit me...
Which they do...just!
They're quite snug actually!
Probably a bit too snug really...but its taken me a year to get from a 20 to an 8 and I'm going to blooming well wear them even if I cant sit down lol!

 

[skinnydawn]

So much for back on track! - I can see me having my work cut out keeping you lot in line

Steve

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Now come on Stevie!

Admit it! You love it! No point having a harem if you don't have to sort us out (no euphemism!) every now and again!

So do the manly thing hunni and get us all back on track!

No pressure...!

 

[Maximus]

Hi sis x

Well I ended up with the tiramisu, which was quite delicious!

And then a glass of red wine and a slice of the afore mentioned choc cake for good measure!

Safe to say I'm quite full now!

And I just had to check my uniform trousers still fit me...
Which they do...just!
They're quite snug actually!
Probably a bit too snug really...but its taken me a year to get from a 20 to an 8 and I'm going to blooming well wear them even if I cant sit down lol!

No doubt they'd fall off me

Now get to sleep as some of you have to work in the morning

 

[skinnydawn]

No doubt they'd fall off me

Of course they would!
Just like your new suit!

Nite nite! x