DYJLIW had a night out last night and bought a gorgeous new dress and it was a size 16 and fit perfectly !
Was a bit of a mixed night out, it was a 30th birthday and the party and company was great, but I ate and drunk too many syns and didn't even get drunk

somehow I resent spending syns on booze more when I don't even get drunk!
Then halfway home OH realises he's lost his phone, so he takes MY phone with him and heads back to the party to search for his phone. Leaving me with a 90min trip home on the drunk train and night bus with no phone, getting seriously hassled by some drunk guy. FUN! Then even when I get home we have no home phone so had to sit up and wait for him to get home as had no way to contact him to see what was going on!
But DYJLIW he tracks phone back to the cab office today and goes a picks it up, thank god as we can't afford to replace it! And apologises for his lack of judgement in leaving me to go home alone with no way of contacting anyone. Thank god I was soberish!