Folks from Aberdeen will sympathise here - my grandad's just come to visit and brought me ROWIES! My most absolute favourite food in the world, and I only get them once a year when he make the 12 hour train journey down from Scotland.
Oh, Rowies, I love you, but you're basically dripping with saturated fats and carbs. I'm sorry, but it's really not going to work out between us...
Rowies, YOU'RE DUMPED!