I'm a Celebrity - Get me OUTTA here!!
- Thread starter Isobel1965
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...more dirt dishing!...
My friend was a bit of a dirty old thing i learned that weekend!! And TBH came home far from impressed with her..which made it awkward as we were neighbours! She had had previous liasions with DG....we had gone to london to see Peter Kay, after the show at the hotel she met up with DG..he brought his friend with him who was a total toss pot..yuk! I tootled off to bed after attempting to socialise with DG who i found to be arrogant and so far up his own jaxxy i swear he would drown in his own BS! he wasnt interested in talking just in s***ing! I later awoke to the sound of squelching....they were RIGT next to me on the bed..i was on a pull out sofa bed...i promptly shot out of bed and wondered around the hotel both disgusted and in search of coffee...I then went back after an hour or so, walked in the ensuite and low and behld there we have it!
What got me is that my friend then met another internet guy the next morning for more of the same..and i never saw her have a shower ONCE during our weekend!! I was truly appaulled!
She had infact met DG via internet too.....
Prob TMI...glad i got it off my chest...not something ive told people...there there!
My friend was a bit of a dirty old thing i learned that weekend!! And TBH came home far from impressed with her..which made it awkward as we were neighbours! She had had previous liasions with DG....we had gone to london to see Peter Kay, after the show at the hotel she met up with DG..he brought his friend with him who was a total toss pot..yuk! I tootled off to bed after attempting to socialise with DG who i found to be arrogant and so far up his own jaxxy i swear he would drown in his own BS! he wasnt interested in talking just in s***ing! I later awoke to the sound of squelching....they were RIGT next to me on the bed..i was on a pull out sofa bed...i promptly shot out of bed and wondered around the hotel both disgusted and in search of coffee...I then went back after an hour or so, walked in the ensuite and low and behld there we have it!
What got me is that my friend then met another internet guy the next morning for more of the same..and i never saw her have a shower ONCE during our weekend!! I was truly appaulled!
She had infact met DG via internet too.....
Prob TMI...glad i got it off my chest...not something ive told people...there there!
dizzy-n-mizzy
Not dieting ATM!
What about a tooth brush up and mouth wash? Sounds like she and these internet guys deserved each other anyway!
What time is IACGMOOH on this evening anyone?
Feel free to ignore me I can look it up, god how lazy am I?
Dizzy x
What time is IACGMOOH on this evening anyone?
Feel free to ignore me I can look it up, god how lazy am I?
Dizzy x
Brad0053
Silver Member
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Still, no need to shower if you know you are going to get dirty again so quickly.
or perhaps thinking of the other diners is more appropraite 
Isobel1965
Gold Member
Oh!
I'm sooo shocked!! What can I say!!! LMTO!!!
Where have I been whilst this gripping conversation has been going on !!!! LMTO!!!
Fancy not getting clean in between sh*gs!!!!! I can just hear Kim and Aggie snort - oh the dirty Gertie!!!
LOL
I'm sooo shocked!! What can I say!!! LMTO!!!
Where have I been whilst this gripping conversation has been going on !!!! LMTO!!!
Fancy not getting clean in between sh*gs!!!!! I can just hear Kim and Aggie snort - oh the dirty Gertie!!!
LOL
Brad0053
Silver Member
Sometimes there is just not time Issy.
So much to do and so little time.
Mine you, I would not have been too chuffed to find out I was the Sunday morning fella - Imaginging finding out u followed Dean Gaffney. (Yuk)
I'd turn in to a monk.
MadamDotty
Back again!
Oh thank you for posting that, it's sooo funny. I nearly died on Friday, I'd recorded it from the night before & had to pause it to wipe away my tears of laughter. Absolute classic tv, they'll be showing that for a long time I think.
dizzy-n-mizzy
Not dieting ATM!
Just thinking about the show last night when gesty said that a friend of his didn't have any sugar for two days and died! Hilarious!!!! This is a guy who describes himself as anorexic.
These people have no sense of reality but are fascinating to watch!
Dizzy x
These people have no sense of reality but are fascinating to watch!
Dizzy x
Ivy
Silver Member
ivy hun....believe me i vacated the room and called my husband in disgust and having dealt with her aroma all the way home we parted company...
Your dead right too. I had a pal like that...actually i've had a few pals like that...and its not worth the effort.
Whats particularly horrfying is that i have always though DG to be the extremity of unattractivenes...
Shudders.
Of all the trials tonights one isnt so bad...replace snakes with spiders and well...
Gestie to win!
Ivy
Karen1972
Gold Member
OMG i can't believe that girl!!! Makes me look like a nun! Well not quite but ya know what i mean!!
I know someone like that, when we went to blackpool a few weeks ago she'd Sh*g someone during the day and another at night - had a threesome one night too... She didn't sleep in her own bed all weekend and she NEVER uses condoms - yukkety yuk!! And i think it was her TOTM!!
I know someone like that, when we went to blackpool a few weeks ago she'd Sh*g someone during the day and another at night - had a threesome one night too... She didn't sleep in her own bed all weekend and she NEVER uses condoms - yukkety yuk!! And i think it was her TOTM!!
Brad0053
Silver Member
Saves on hotel bills though !!!
I must be a really old git - but if she chooses not to use condoms, that is her decision. But if a man meets her and is (how can I put it) seeing more than the sights straight away - surely he would want to!!
And we wonder why there are so many STDs.
Nothing beats a nice hot cup of cocoa and a pink wafer of an evening. And it is less messy. OMG, I am an old Git.
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