OK for those of you who would like to know the 'pastry' story and have obviously never bothered their pretty ar$es to read my very interesting life style diary thread
I will share the story with you.....
My sister, her friend and I attended cookery classes last term and one night we had to make a dutch apple pie.....mmmmm pie did someone mention pie....
Anyways, they chopped the apple up whilst moi weighed all the ingredients exactly as specified for all of us.....when it came to the final pastry product mine was, shall we say absolute perfection, theirs crap.....LOL..... they both swore blind I had sabotaged there ingredients which honest m'lord I didn't - I am just considerably more professional cook than they.....LOL..... anyway, I had my back to them and was washing up and I could hear them giggling and when I turned round they had made some letters out of left over pastry and stuck them on the top of my pie......the letters well I am a laydee and I do not say this word but if I say the immortal phrase 'C U Next Tuesday' - you will, I am sure get my drift....and the reason for that word - because I hate it.....!!!!!
So now instead of the 'C' word we now use the 'P' word - far, far more acceptable.......
Hope I haven't offended...... didn't half make Isobel laugh on Saturday night in fact it fair put the pair of us of lap dancing Maisie and we bashed heads...... ooooh sorry forgot 'what goes on tour stays on tour'.......LMAO - but you know what - I reckon Maisie loved it..... how could she not eh Isobel....ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So there we have it - the tale of the word 'pastry' and all it means in Mich Land....LOL...... and for more upcoming funny stories please subscribe to my thread and bother your bums to read about me......LOL
Lotsa Love
