Last Person To Post Wins

[The Rose]

Not anymore -get back to the scullery to clean my floors

 

[Allan G]

Your nearer the floor, you clean them

 

[The Rose]

Lol - you trying to say I'm short Mr G? That cheek of yours will get you in big trouble - now get back to the kitchen with all the other men in my charge

 

[Allan G]

Im the only one around here that gives the orders, shouldnt you be attending to my royal bedroom??

 

[The Rose]

I will only be attending the bedroom to order you to clean it - get back to where all men should be - washing, ironing, cleaning - the usual things that only men are good for

 

[Allan G]

looks like someone needs to know her place, a chambermaid is not allowed to speak to her king in that manner :whoopass:

 

[The Rose]

Mr G - women are no longer regarded as servants - we are the superior race - now if you need a little bit of educating i am available at a very reasonable cost

 

[Allan G]

Do you know that thier is a direct link from women leaving the kitchen in the 70s, to todays weight problems? so get back in the kitchen and cook proper food, not microwave rubbish

 

[The Rose]

did you know there is a direct link to male erectile dysfunctional problems and the fact that they wont get off their fat arses and help their wives

 

[Allan G]

did you know there is a direct link to male erectile dysfunctional problems and the fact that they wont get off their fat arses and help their wives

Not in this house, its the other way round, so far i have done a load of washing, second one in now, unblocked the shower trap, full of womens hair, emptied the hoover, and taken the dogs out for a walk, and im working tonight

 

[The Rose]

well get around here and help me!!

 

[Allan G]

Sorry i have enough to do here, both kids out, wife still asleep, so its left to me to sort everything else out

 

[The Rose]

you are wasted Mr G - Im sure I would appreciate you much more

 

[Allan G]

I know, but all the Best men are married or Gay

 

[The Rose]

All of the best men are definitely gay

 

[Allan G]

Im not, im just married, and still winning on here

 

[The Rose]

Never winning - just trying hard

 

[Allan G]

Im always trying, or so my Mrs says

 

[Kaf]

im winning!!!! *evil laugh inserted here*

 

[Allan G]

Oh no your not ( In best Panto Voice ).