Last Person To Post Wins

[Mrs Depp]

Okey dokey Rosie hun! I'll see what I can do, oh by the way, you're wanted in my Royal kitchen, it's your turn to unblock the loos!

I shall, of course, be sitting on my ever increasing behind on my chaise watching the hunky gardener clipping my bush.

 

[The Rose]

Okey dokey Rosie hun! I'll see what I can do, oh by the way, you're wanted in my Royal kitchen, it's your turn to unblock the loos!

I shall, of course, be sitting on my ever increasing behind on my chaise watching the hunky gardener clipping my bush.

Mrs Depp - i like it - and Im looking for a gardner as my bush is getting slightly unruly - if he is hunky even better

As for unblock the loos - that is a man's job - ask Allan

 

[Allan G]

How very dare you say im only fit for cleaning the loos, i dont mind a bit of gardening, i like a nice tidy bush

 

[Mrs Depp]

Mrs Depp - i like it - and Im looking for a gardner as my bush is getting slightly unruly - if he is hunky even better

As for unblock the loos - that is a man's job - ask Allan

Oh yes Rosie, he's the hunkiest of hunks and very good with the bush clipping lol! I'll send him along asap, we don't want your unruly bush getting out of hand now do we?

How very dare you say im only fit for cleaning the loos, i dont mind a bit of gardening, i like a nice tidy bush

Now Allan, you know you're always cleaning, ironing, cooking etc, so the least you can do is clear the royal loo. The royal bush is such a specialised area that I cannot just allow any old servant near it. Only the chosen few are privvy to the royal garden.

 

[Allan G]

Im winning again

 

[The Rose]

Naah there are too many women on here now - you will never be the winner lol!

 

[Mrs Depp]

La la laaaa!! Now I'm winning - again lol!

 

[Allan G]

Sorry ladies, but you all know that men are better on top

 

[The Rose]

You have got it wrong there Mr G. Women like it better on top and are much better on top - hence im winning

 

[Allan G]

Not any more

 

[The Rose]

Im always winning !!

 

[Allan G]

Looks like im winning again

 

[The Rose]

Get used to it Allan - I will always be superior and my royalty shines through!!

 

[Allan G]

yep your poundland crown looks good, but not as good as my real one

 

[The Rose]

Cheeky sod - my crown is gold with diamonds - no poundland crown in site

 

[Allan G]

Mine is pure gold, not a cheap knock off like yours

 

[The Rose]

Just because i acquired mine from a strange lorry driver doesnt mean its knocked off lol

 

[Allan G]

Has it got a dent in from when it fell off the back of the lorry??

 

[The Rose]

Lol - yep but still looks like the real thing and could sell it on ebay Lol!!

 

[*gold.emerald*]

ok, it's sunday...it's my turn for a little bit:king: